The most pathetic weapon in gaming history

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classyplatypus said:
What's the most pathetic weapon in gaming

Mario Kart- Green shell because it was so hard to aim, I congratulate any one who can hit another racer with that
Thank you. I've hit myself many times with said Green Shell. I feel special now.

Back on topic, I would have to go with the Red Dot, Red Tiger, M16 in Call of Duty 4. Nothing is more pathetic than seeing a team full of those.

Other than that, I would say the Assault Rifles in Gears of War, they are utterly pathetic.
 

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xChevelle24 said:
classyplatypus said:
What's the most pathetic weapon in gaming

Mario Kart- Green shell because it was so hard to aim, I congratulate any one who can hit another racer with that
Thank you. I've hit myself many times with said Green Shell. I feel special now.

Back on topic, I would have to go with the Red Dot, Red Tiger, M16 in Call of Duty 4. Nothing is more pathetic than seeing a team full of those.

Other than that, I would say the Assault Rifles in Gears of War, they are utterly pathetic.
Id say the Blue shell instead of the green, Not for being weak but for just being the most annoying weapon known too man, How honestly does the blue shell help the dude in 5th?

And i go the red tiger M16...then went prestige (before i actually knew what it did) d'oh!
 

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classyplatypus said:
What's the most pathetic weapon in gaming

Mario Kart- Green shell because it was so hard to aim, I congratulate any one who can hit another racer with that
I hit myself with it, does that count?

And the most pathetic weapon award goes to... The splash attack in the Pokemon games. No matter how many times I used it, it did absolutely nothing.
 

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MrBrightside919 said:
The Klobb from Goldeneye...

I mean, it just sounds stupid!

Also, the Halo 3 pistol. I don't think Bungie could have made that weapon any more useless. First they took away my scope. Then they made it weaker, but faster (so I could duel wield it and go Charlton Heston on their asses).

Is there any point in picking up the Halo 3 pistol?
This, this and this. I feel sorry for every person I kill with this thing.
 

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the Beam you start Metroid with (original/Zero Mission)
1/4 screen range it's made of pure cry. they kinda nerfed the power bombs in the prime series
 

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The dart in Liero
The Glock in CS
The starting hl2/doom pistol.
PP7 in james bond nightfire.
The Railgun In Goldeneye (not the n64 version)
 

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The Magnum in Halo 2... The name says that it rocks but when you use it you'l get depressed.
 

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traceur_ said:
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The ostrich hammer in Red Faction: Guerrilla. Man, I can't wait to get that.
Wow PETA are gonna be pissed.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I need to show this to my friend...who supports this organization.
 

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It probably has to be (for me) the MP44 in CoD4 multiplayer
I could think of a better one by the amneisa of my childhood gaming evades me and I have forgotten the worse one I was thinking of.
But seriously that gun is so inaccurate and rubbish
 

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Samurai Goomba said:
Brick in Timesplitters: Future Perfect. Or any starting pistol in just about any FPS, really. Except for the Halo games, which have had some good starting weapons down through the years.
LIES! The brick is awesome! And the starting pistol wasn't bad either, nor was it in Goldeneye, Perfect Dark, Metal Gear Solid (admittedly it was a tranquiliser but still useful)
 

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The pistol in Red Faction 2. You start off with a grenade launcher, and they expect you to use a useless pistol.
I think I played too many games, I can't even remember the crappy ones. The moment I think of old games and weapons, all I can picture myself is the gruesome power of the Devastator Weapon in Duke Nukem 3D. That thing was the shit!