The Most Ridiculous Typo You've Ever Made.

[oopsdidn'tmeanto]

... While in a sober and/or well-rested state. These examples must be unintentional and chat-speak does not count. As for me:

Wrote 'whore' in the place of 'wore' within an essay exploring women's rights.

 

[tijuanatim]

... While in a sober and/or well-rested state. These examples must be unintentional and chat-speak does not count. As for me:

Wrote 'whore' in the place of 'wore' within an essay exploring women's rights.

I have to ask, did you turn in this essay? Or did you catch it in time?

 

[Padawanabee]

Does it have to be you who made the typo?

Cuz one of my friends used erotic instead of erratic when describing his CoD4 abilities. I thought he just meant he was REALLY good.

 

[Cahlee]

I wrote sexploded once instead of exploded. 'I think I just sexploded' was what I wrote.

 

[milomalo]

mine is a typo and talking mistake XD

whit my ex... her name is "Dayna" and i already had one who was "DayAna" and several times i called her whit the other name... she use to hit me every time i made that mistake...

good times

 

[T3chn0s1s]

I would have turned it in as though I didn't make a mistake, and see how it went over.


Mine would have to be 'upi str mpy' while writing a paper and trying to convince a friend she's not a horrible person. The correction would be 'you are not'

 

[nick_knack]

I was having a bad day for typos. Perhaps the funniest one that day was: "I'll us spell check when I need psplelling!"

 

[oopsdidn'tmeanto]

... While in a sober and/or well-rested state. These examples must be unintentional and chat-speak does not count. As for me:

Wrote 'whore' in the place of 'wore' within an essay exploring women's rights.

I have to ask, did you turn in this essay? Or did you catch it in time?

I caught it literally seconds before passing it forward. (Fortunately, the teacher believed that computers were the antichrist and that writer's cramps and eraser smudges would lead us to the promised land...)

The one time that a hand-written essay did something for me... Although the teacher would have probably just kept it above her desk next to the pictures of her children instead of counting points off...

Good times.

 

[Jynx_]

Sex instead of sec.
As in, I'll be back in a sex.


Cock instead of Coke.
No explanation needed.

 

[oopsdidn'tmeanto]

The original prompt was only you, but what the hell! My uptight self is now curious!

 

[oopsdidn'tmeanto]

Etc...

Sex instead of sec.
As in, I'll be back in a sex.


Cock instead of Coke.
No explanation needed.

Apologies, but this just popped into my subconcious.
"I just came back from enjoying a refreshing Cock!"
"Mom, can I have some money for the Cock machine?"

 

[Dictaternutz]

Etc...

Sex instead of sec.
As in, I'll be back in a sex.


Cock instead of Coke.
No explanation needed.

Apologies, but this just popped into my subconcious.
"I just came back from enjoying a refreshing Cock!"
"Mom, can I have some money for the Cock machine?"

Ice cold cock?

 

[tijuanatim]

Apologies, but this just popped into my subconcious.
"I just came back from enjoying a refreshing Cock!"
"Mom, can I have some money for the Cock machine?"

This cock is flat.
This cock tastes funny.
Did anyone see where I put my cock?

 

[Corven]

I think someone mentioned seeing a thread called "best porn ever" when it should have been "best poem ever."

 

[blank0000]

the creation of the word Berkins

 

[Maet]

I distinctly remember having an online chat with a friend about Debussy, and instead of typing Claire D'Lune, and typed Clarie D'Lube.

 

[ElegantSwordsman]

Not mine, but my former officemate once wrote an e-mail to a female manager she needed info from to finish her report under a crazy deadline. Her letter began with "I realize you are a very busty individual..." Of course she didn't bother to proofread it until 3 seconds after she hit 'send'.

Oh, we laughed, we cried... good times.

 

[Mogif]

I wrote sexploded once instead of exploded. 'I think I just sexploded' was what I wrote.

Hmm.... Sexploded, no comment.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I think my name was a typo, back when I came up with it on CGSociety, and I forgot about it, thinking it was a portmanteau.
I probably forgot how to spell 'Archimedes'.