The most useless advice ever given to you.

[Segadroid]

For me:
I once connected to electrical wires the wrong way, got electrocuted and saw a friend saying "Watch out you don't do them the wrong way in." while his back was turned(while still being electrocuted). Gee, thanks.

So, what's your story about the most useless given advice ever given to you?

 

[walls of cetepedes]

"Don't set fire to the cat"

 

[El Poncho]

Just forget about it. That's all my friends can come up with and it gets annoying:|

 

[Armored Prayer]

When everyone tells me "You can do it" when obviously I can't.

 

[Omikron009]

When someone gets you angry, just let it be. I can't. I always end up breaking something when I have to just let it be. Words of wisdom my ass.

 

[Pacman_69_42]

its always in the last place you look ....... i've found it by then wats the point

 

[ThreeKneeNick]

"Just take up a sport, and start eating healthy, you will clense your body of toxins and immediatly feel better!"

My aunt, when she learned i was depressed.

 

[Cherry Cola]

"Don't buy a console, play pc games instead"

I'm not a pc gamer and have been playing on consoles all my life, so when I heard this a month I punched the guy in the stomach.

 

[Broady Brio]

"Forgive & Forget."

No, I remember every little bad thing that someones done to me and unleash it at once.

"Forget about it."

A "friend" said that because a relative died. Boy did he his balls kicked.

 

[esperandote]

"Just take up a sport, and start eating healthy, you will clense your body of toxins and immediatly feel better!"

My aunt, when she learned i was depressed.

that's actually a good advice, not because of the toxins but exercise boost your selfsteem and gives you other positive chemical reactions.

 

[LetheanLilith]

Uhh.
I get migraines. Started a year ago.
I'm also a hypersomniac (I sleep more than any human should. Side effect of the fact that I'm major depressive).
My first neurologist told me that my migraines were because I wasn't getting enough sleep.
She insisted this for about 5 months before I got a new, sane doctor.

 

[Da Joz]

Anything my friend Mat tells me.

 

[Aesir23]

When I was being bullied like hell in middle school, I heard this from my mother and my social worker.

"They really like you."

BullSHIT!

 

[Segadroid]

"Forgive & Forget."

No, I remember every little bad thing that someones done to me and unleash it at once.

That's what I should do when some douchebag who thinks he's better than me almost asks me to give him a new face. My way. While I'm pissed as hell. >

 

[Protagonist]

If an alligator is chasing you, run in a zig zag pattern.

 

[Pandalisk]

"You only live once"

Yeah no shit.

I remember as a child i was traveling with my sister on a plane, we were seated by one of the plane doors, i remember one of the stewardess, or whatever they want to be called nowadays telling me not to open the door when in the plane.

No, Really? i just want to go out, stretch my legs and have a walk on the plane wing.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Drawing is not easy.


No shit, must have taken him a lifetime's wisdom to figure that one out.

 

[Danzaivar]

"You either do or you don't."

No shit?

 

[Jedamethis]

I haven't had any stupid advice, but I did see a Garfield with this in

Jon, you can't milk a dead cow