Castus Alcedonia, it's a Latin phrase which roughly means "Pure Tranquility", it would be a sort of leisure ship, accommodating over 50 Holodecks at once, you can live out your purest fantasies. I would obviously patent the technology through a series of under-handed tactics and deals, so only I would be allowed to legally stock them. When you're not boning three clones of Megan Fox, you can enjoy the majestic sweeping views of the nebula through the observation deck.
To ensure my beautiful ship isn't ransacked by one of you troglodytes, I'd pay protection fees to the most influential pirate gang, making it untouchable. It would be sky blue and feature a personal holodeck for yours truly.
Obviously, holodecks are addictive, so I would make sure to charge OUTRAGEOUS amounts of money for just an hours use, making sure no-one could spend too long in there.
Plus, I would send off some holodecks to all of the major political and criminal players as gifts, to further up my rate of protection.
Also, if you can't afford the holodecks, I'd just grab a few of the slutty guys and girls from my home-town and offer them large sums of money to be complimentary hookers to my guests.
If you mishandle the girls you will be fed to the TEETHMOTRON.
I put a lot of thought into this.
To ensure my beautiful ship isn't ransacked by one of you troglodytes, I'd pay protection fees to the most influential pirate gang, making it untouchable. It would be sky blue and feature a personal holodeck for yours truly.
Obviously, holodecks are addictive, so I would make sure to charge OUTRAGEOUS amounts of money for just an hours use, making sure no-one could spend too long in there.
Plus, I would send off some holodecks to all of the major political and criminal players as gifts, to further up my rate of protection.
Also, if you can't afford the holodecks, I'd just grab a few of the slutty guys and girls from my home-town and offer them large sums of money to be complimentary hookers to my guests.
If you mishandle the girls you will be fed to the TEETHMOTRON.
I put a lot of thought into this.