The nearest item....

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OneOfTheMichael's

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It like you just
Nectill said:
besides the computer

can you eat it?
What the hell of a thread is this?
Its like you just toke a looked at the defend yourself thread and decided to make your own while thinking how hungry you are.
And i think its already been done before.
Sooo sorry for my language, but c'mon!
Ok, i know your new so thats alright but please look for a thread like this in the search bar first?

OT:pillow and mug of water...i think i could eat them
 

BreakfastMan

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Hmm... It seems to be a toss up between a half-full water bottle and an empty Kudos wrapper. Good times.
 

Tharwen

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My trousers. Or my chair. That's interesting...

When you say 'nearest', do you mean the thing whose centre of mass is closest to my head, or the object which it would take the least time to come into contact with when travelling directly from my head, assuming a constant velocity throughout?

The first one would have to be my trousers, and the second would be my chair.
 

child of lileth

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The nearest item is guitar picks. I could eat them, and I hold one in my mouth alot if I need my hands free, but I wouldn't really suggest trying to ingest them.
 

spartan1077

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Can I eat my hair/glasses/glasses case/ covers/clothes/ or own body parts? Yes. I don't necessarily get it because anything touching me is obviously tied for closest.
 

MetaKnight19

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My glasses case, and probably not. Eating my glasses case would itself be a reason for going to SpecSavers.