The Never Ending Cheat Code

[Birras]

The only way to understand the language is to...

 

[The_Heretic]

have unprotected gay sex with your elementary school principle while yoou...

 

[Birras]

fry the eggs of a dodo bird...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

while eating a chili dog cooked in...

 

[Easykill]

[Seems kinda dumb...]

an oven, made by...

 

[Radelaide]

the sweat of three healthy young men. After you eat the chili dog you...

*edit*

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

must get a hippo with aids to sneeze on you....

 

[Birras]

while singing the song that never ends backwards...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

while making both a blue and orange portal be on the same spot while...

 

[Birras]

using the developer's console to spawn the magnum so you can...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

shoot yourself in the head while having your mom...

 

[Birras]

pour death water into a green portal...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

which is making...

 

[Birras]

Gordon Freeman die, meaning you...

 

[Kehan Wann]

need to run for

 

[Birras]

the BBQ sauce so that you can...

 

[huntedannoyed]

After that, scream loudly at the screen...

 

[Blayze]

as you type in the infamous exploit code from Freakazoid...

 

[Jinjiro]

with only your knees, a small child's eye, and the left buttock of a baboon. After, you have to press...