The Never Ending Cheat Code

[Aries_Split]

each contain a radeoactive hair brush that needs to be...

 

[Birras]

de-loused before you can...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

brush Gordon Freeman's hair and beard while you....

 

[Birras]

sing 'Through the Fire and Flames' and...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

perform open heart surgery with your tongue while...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

getting Glados a anti psychosis pill while...

 

[Stammer]

...playing the flute solo from Sacred Power of Raging Winds, and then...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

training a pet monkey to get Gordon to talk while.....

 

[Anarchemitis]

look sideways at lots of Persian...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

while having Xerxes rape you, then having....

 

[J O R D A N]

Pulled his nipple off replacing it with skin from the head of a newborn labradoodle...

 

[Palmetto13]

While pressing Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, B, A, and Start...at the same time...

 

[Birras]

and using 'Teh Sniepr Hax (tm)'...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

then getting banned from all TF2 servers for life while...

 

[kingofwolves]

Playing Run To The Hills on drums with only your nose hair and...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

Shooting a rocket at your mom while....

 

[SargentToughie]

Dance in the middle of a highway while holding a...