The Never Ending Cheat Code

[MizzyKwikkid]

your toes in dog poo and...

 

[Jinjiro]

lie to your dentist, since...

 

[SargentToughie]

Your teeth were lost in the last battle, then...

 

[Gahars]

Stab yourself in the eyes repeatedly until

 

[Birras]

you get Wrath of the Lich King beta acess so you can...

 

[Radelaide]

Find the crystal controller to...

 

[Birras]

make G.I.R. get tacos so...

 

[DEC_42]

Zim can step through the purple portal, generated by...

 

[Anarchemitis]

typing "enable host_(Somebody fill in this space)"

 

[Birras]

while juggiling three live frag grenades with one toe...

 

[Rashjun]

and kicking 50 ninjas in the sack in 5 seconds with the other, and...

 

[Anarchemitis]

Looking to the east and wait until the 5:30...

 

[j1-2themax]

which you must do while wearing beer goggles...

 

[DEC_42]

By plugging the controller into...

 

[Alotak]

the combines super portal, which can only be reached by traveling in time while...

 

[j1-2themax]

battling Leon the Singing Pirate, who can only be defeated by...

 

[bassie302]

tearing off his arms and doing the macarena while...

 

[Ceilius]

setting the portal gun on fire using a welding torch...

 

[LaFay]

posting in this thread. He must then..

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

fight a thousand fast headcrab zombies with only a spoon which...