The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

[Ayay]

Newspaper...hmm unless i become bullseye, i guess i am screwed.

 

[liveslowdiefast]

A JVC video player. could be worse... somehow.

 

[Dr_Feelgood]

My dog.

So once I train her to rip someones throat out...im safe.

 

[Taekro]

My Logitech controller... I might try using it as a flail...

 

[Voulan]

There's a fluffy dressing-gown on the floor. It could be a good smothering device, or at least something for the zombie to nuzzle while I flee.

 

[Ekit]

Deck of cards.

Well, at least I won't be bored.

 

[Tips_of_Fingers]

A fucking massive printer (with inbuilt scanner!)...It's heavy but I dunno how long it'd last being smashed into the faces of zombies.

 

[ScorpSt]

A remote control. I should be fine as long as it turns out to be the one from Click.

 

[Lejsen]

A pillow...

 

[lettucethesallad]

A lotion that smells faintly like lemon. Yup, I'm screwed.

 

[Lance Arrow]

A guitar? FUCK YES!

I don't care if I die, if L4D2 is any indication I'll probably go down like a badass.

 

[infohippie]

I'm in luck, I have a stand to the left of my computer desk holding a katana, a wakizashi and a tanto. I'm all set.

 

[freakylarzzy]

plastic rules of 21 cm...yep, i'm fucked

 

[bluemew1234]

I actually get choices.....mostly cause Im a slob and just pile so much junk next to me.

So.....I got some small boxes, a FLCL dvd, and yugioh cards.....

.....yep, Im screwed.

 

[UnknownGunslinger]

My towel!
Damn, that's only useful for Galactic Hitchhiking

all right! im good to go!

Well said idodo35, well said

 

[Estarc]

... I bet the OP cheated...

I have a coaster. Or rather, a makeshift coaster. It is a CD with a piece of plastic over it. So, I guess that's two items. And since the plastic is on top, I only get that.

A flimsy circle of plastic about right centimetres across. I don't think I need to spell my chances out to anyone...

 

[Raognerrrm]

A pillow. Oh dear.
I guess smothering zombies doesn't really do much.
But I guess I could take the feathers out and tickle them to death...

 

[Chaos Switch]

A half eaten cup of spicy noodles
I guess I can throw it in someones eyes and beat them up for their weapon.

 

[Blind77]

Those zombies stand no chance against this!