The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

[neonsword13-ops]

A Camera.

"I've covered wars, ya know."

Atleast it will be good for gaining XP.

 

[The Stonker]

A dildo and some lube, I'm safe.

 

[Magicman10893]

That either means the katana or the baseball bat that I keep in the corner of my room next to the door. Either way I am happy.

 

[cthulu_butter]

My twin size bed.

 

[TheEverix]

Beer.

Know what? Forget the apocalypse. I'll be over there getting drunk.

 

[Andalusa]

A fish. And not a live one, a silly fish statue. That or a pile of unsent mail.

 

[Dott]

... My bed.

 

[claymoreguy18]

An ipod. Well at least I've got some good music.

 

[Note of Discord]

An apple.

I shall throw it at the advancing hordes and flee whilst they are fighting over it! Zombies *are* vegetarians right? Right?

 

[Funkysandwich]

A subwoofer. I could Wub people to death?

 

[Scarim Coral]

A labtop bag. Unless I am allow to store whatever I found into that bag, I'm doom.

 

[dommyuk]

A tie between a knife and a PS3 controller.

I'm gonna go with...the PS3 controller!

 

[Captain Pancake]

A German to english dictionary! So now I have the harsh language of two dialects at my disposal...

 

[Note of Discord]

an indestructible ceramic teacup that is almost as old as me
works for me

If Riddick can kill people with a teacup I see no reason why it shouldn't work for you; I mean 'Chronicles of Riddick' is almost a documentary it is so real... Happy zombie slaying.

 

[barbzilla]

I am completely SoL I have a phone to my left and that is it. There are some knives to my right, but that wasn't the game was it...

EDIT: Oh and I guess a wall, not sure how to use that as a weapon yet though

 

[EternalFacepalm]

A wall.

Funny how things work out, right?

 

[mussics]

My brother . this should be good.

 

[Alon Shechter]

A Yahtzee Imp doll.
Awesome.

Anyone else with trust issues not believing that so many people happen to have deadly weapons right next to their PC?

A fish. And not a live one, a silly fish statue. That or a pile of unsent mail.

 

[Von Strimmer]

A 160 litre fish tank. I think I may be dead. Unfortunately to my right is three samurai swords >:-(