The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

[karcentric]

1851 Colt Navy Revolver...

Don't ask why it next to me.

 

[karcentric]

A 9 foot solid, railway sleeper.

...Again don't ask.

 

[Truniron]

A pack of Skruf Xtra Stark White.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Several sheets of paper and a flash drive.

 

[Zepherus14]

*looks over* Hmm... Peanut butter...

I hope whatever is causing the apocalypse has allergies...

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Water.
I won't die of dehydration.

 

[karcentric]

A packet of rice snacks. I've got the food!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Plushies, lots of plushies.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

One of those bank debit card readers.
At least I'll be wealthy when the world has ended.

 

[Imthatguy]

A tome of eldritch spells and lore (Some sort of religious book cant be arsed to figure out what)

 

[karcentric]

A glass of Guinness...

So I'll be drunk!

 

[Ytomyth]

Hmmm....either a glass, a spoon or a steak knife. I'll play it safe and go for the spoon!
(I imagine death by stabbity-stab-stab would be less excruciating than being spooned to death. Ph34r teh sp00n!)

 

[karcentric]

A mountain of empty drink bottles. Not sure that would be useful in any circumstance...

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Fear the Power of Math Books!!!!

 

[zombiekiller1907]

A ball of yarn. No seriously.