The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

[dalek sec]

"The Demon Hunter's Handbook", so I should have some sort of chance...right? D:

 

[Barbas]

They shall die by my big, chunky keyboard!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I shall get them drunk from a can of Malt og Appelsín!(Malt liquor for the win!)

 

[Barbas]

They are doomed. No zombie can survive tea.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I WILL BEAT THEM UP WITH MAH BED!

 

[Barbas]

All shall fear the wrath of mine Anthology of American Literature!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I will show them the might of the PILLOW-FU MARTIAL ARTS THAT ORIGINATED IN THE COUNTRY OF THULE!

 

[Elfgore]

A glass chalice.... well I'm fucked.

 

[EilaliE]

A huge pillow. I've never felt more invincible.

 

[Barbas]

An empty plastic cup.

God f**king damn it.

 

[TheRiddler]

A bag of Swedish Fish. For sustenance, I guess?

EDIT: Woooo! 1000 posts!

 

[Headsprouter]

A bunch of plastic bags. Suffocate everything.

 

[Rabbitboy]

A Couch.

 

[dalek sec]

"The Fall of Altdorf", so I can read people a story?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

A Flash Voyager USB drive.......INTO THE EYE SOCKET IT GOES!!!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

A pencil. I think I might be screwed here. Either that or my game boy advance case, which my GBA happens to be occupying, so at least there will be a little weight behind it.

 

[Barbas]

What is this thing anyway, some sort of delicious biscuit?

Ew...no, it's a coaster. Perhaps the enemy will also find it disgusting!

 

[RedDeadFred]

A filing cabinet. Umm.... I guess I can remove some of the drawers and use them as blunt weapons. It could work out.

 

[The Squid King]

Incense, might divert some hostile people or calm them down enough for them to not kill me... hopefully...

 

[dalek sec]

My Slaanesh chaos dice...I'm screwed aren't I?