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s0denone

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SecretTacoNinja said:
s0denone said:
I like women with a tiny head, implying a smaller brain, often accompanied by voluptous figure.

I'll seduce them in either champagne or red wine, and a nice homecooked dinner :) "This is the only time I will cook for you"


Seriously though, women should just have their bed moved into the kitchen, then they can get up; make me breakfast, and then lie down and wait for me :) Much easier.




Women are beautiful beings, aren't they? I'd like for some of them to come into this thread.
You rang? But make your own damn breakfast.

Me? I'm a sucker for black hair and blue or green eyes. Preferably tall and with some muscle. I like the quiet, intelligent types. Preferably lonely and shy like me.

So that rules out the majority of boys at my college. *Goes fetal and cries*
Hell if I'm making my own breakfast when you're sleeping in the kitchen :D

I'm sorry though, I'm not sure I fit your criteria. I'm not black-haired or shy :(
 

Andalusa

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Looks, nice eyes, nice hair and taller than m). Just like that guy I saw in school... *sigh*
Personality, as long as he doesn't try to hurt me I'm cool. Must like gaming (of all kinds) and be able to tolerate my craziness.
 

Ursus Astrorum

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Bigfootmech said:
Anybody who doesn't constantly screw me around... So far I'm unsuccessful in finding a girl like that.
Hm...

*pulls out guitar, plays opening solo to Johnny Cash's Solitary Man*
 

The_Prophet

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Well, what I look for in a girl.
#1 A nice face
#2 The ability to talk about serious and deep topics
#3 Not being slutty
#4 Rock, seriously. I can't stand listening to all those things that girls like (Rap, Pop, Rebelde and those gayish boy bands) and especially Turbo-Folk (if you know that type of music, you know what I mean when I say FRICKING BRAINWASHING)
#5 Sharing atleast a bit of my opinions

So far I have met a girl that was near that on uhmmmm thursday 8th of january. On the 9th when it was my last day on Jahorina (mountain)and I wanted to get to know her better. Suprise suprise, I got the flu and all that I know about her is her name and where she lives.
 

SecretTacoNinja

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Catchphrase said:
SecretTacoNinja said:
So that rules out the majority of boys at my college. *Goes fetal and cries*
This might be me being crazy, but if you're born in 1993(Like you've listed in your profile) you're hardly in college, are you?
It's a long story, but I am in college on a pre-16 course.
 

DrX_1030

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Well the 2 most important things i would say are face, cause if you are going to go out with this girl ur gone be seeing her face prolly a bit more than ur gona see her naked, and her voice cause shes a woman and will prolly love to talk.
and if shes gona talk her voice might as well sound silky smooth, so that when she does start to talk it wont be a chore at all.
a nice bonus i guess would be personality.
 

Bulletinmybrain

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SecretTacoNinja said:
Catchphrase said:
SecretTacoNinja said:
So that rules out the majority of boys at my college. *Goes fetal and cries*
This might be me being crazy, but if you're born in 1993(Like you've listed in your profile) you're hardly in college, are you?
It's a long story, but I am in college on a pre-16 course.
Taking college-course classes, but not just college only classes?
 

Sh4dowSpec

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I like a girl who is down-to-earth, has a good sense of humor, enjoys (or at least tolerates) video games, and who is intellectual. Also, I'm a sucker for long, dark hair and blue eyes.
 

Ursus Astrorum

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I'm one of those quiet, nice artist types that honestly cares very little about appearance. I break the stereotype of most writers and actors (the promiscuous deviants that they're made out to be). I'm very picky with who I date, but I've never once gone out with someone that I didn't love to the fullest and most truthful extent. I've never cheated in my life, and have in fact rather wrathfully kicked a close friend out of my house for trying to get me to. I'm not willingly subservient, as I do say what I think and on occasion say no, but I do tend to take devotion to a high level.

Though I don't have much motivation in the way of physical features, I tend to take an interest in women that are average in terms of build (seriously, even 'attractively thin' doesn't click with me for some reason), though most of the time I focus on facial features and eyes more than anything else. I also tend to gravitate towards earthy types, girls who are just the right mix of cute and beautiful (admittedly, more on the cute side). I guess this might be why I've always liked Malon better than Zelda, but I digress.

Personality wise, I tend to like a good blend of empathy, independence, intelligence, and humor. Someone I can have a good philosophical discussion with but still crack internet jokes at a moment later. Given a choice, I'd definitely go for someone more into nature than advanced robotics, though. I've also found that a very energetic nature serves as a nice complement to my calm introversion, in a sort of balancing factor.

I'm currently in a relationship with someone who fits this description quite well, and we're pretty happy, to a near-idyllic level (seriously, we've never had an argument or a bad day in the three years we've known each other). Wish me luck in the years to come, yeah?
 

Nickymonkey

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Ha ha I am 12, kinda funny really
I guess you could say I have a girlfriend we kiss
and hang out but but its not really like that because we can't drive places,
we can never be completely alone, and well, I donno
she's cute, funny, pretty damn smart, and really really nice
I think it really doesn't depend on the age, because its
just how early you hit puberty like I am 5"6"
and my doctor said I haven't even hit my growth spirt
but...

I guess I agree I with the statement about 12 year-olds not dating
but its just so tempting its like, you want to believe it could work,
you could eventually end up doing something, but it just never
happens

I mean its not like it couldn't work
but we are going to different schools, and thats what it
really all comes down to, oh also

UNFORGOTTEN REALMS pwns!!!!!
 

NeoDeath90

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Nickymonkey said:
Ha ha I am 12, kinda funny really
I guess you could say I have a girlfriend we kiss
and hang out but but its not really like that because we can't drive places,
we can never be completely alone, and well, I donno
she's cute, funny, pretty damn smart, and really really nice
I think it really doesn't depend on the age, because its
just how early you hit puberty like I am 5"6"
and my doctor said I haven't even hit my growth spirt
but...

I guess I agree I with the statement about 12 year-olds not dating
but its just so tempting its like, you want to believe it could work,
you could eventually end up doing something, but it just never
happens

I mean its not like it couldn't work
but we are going to different schools, and thats what it
really all comes down to, oh also
Well, you've experienced what it's like to be with a woman......er....girl. That's something not a whole lot of boys can say.

Truly though, not too many teenagers appreciate love like we nerds do. We gentlemen are a dying breed. No girl in high school wants a nice guy who calls her daily just to say he loves her, who holds doors open for her and things of that nature. And if there is one, she is a rarity and most likely already taken.

Many women and men in their teens have skewed ideas of what it truly means to love some one. It's only until they mature (if they ever do) tyhat they realize the errors of their ways.

This is why I so loved being a nerd in high school. I could sit back and watch and see what every jock and popular guy was doing wrong, and I found my dream girl a month into my senior year of high school. We are still together after a year and a half, and me graduating, leaving her behind as a junior.
 

Cliff_m85

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Bewbs. I find them attractive for some reason. I think it's because they resemble butts, and butts resemble bewbs. So each time you look at bewbs it's like a mobius strip of sexification.