Hell if I'm making my own breakfast when you're sleeping in the kitchenSecretTacoNinja said:You rang? But make your own damn breakfast.s0denone said:I like women with a tiny head, implying a smaller brain, often accompanied by voluptous figure.
I'll seduce them in either champagne or red wine, and a nice homecooked dinner"This is the only time I will cook for you"
Seriously though, women should just have their bed moved into the kitchen, then they can get up; make me breakfast, and then lie down and wait for meMuch easier.
Women are beautiful beings, aren't they? I'd like for some of them to come into this thread.
Me? I'm a sucker for black hair and blue or green eyes. Preferably tall and with some muscle. I like the quiet, intelligent types. Preferably lonely and shy like me.
So that rules out the majority of boys at my college. *Goes fetal and cries*
I'm sorry though, I'm not sure I fit your criteria. I'm not black-haired or shy