The only sane person on Earth

[ohgodalex]

A thread for discussing irritating things that every person on the planet (yourself excluded, of course) seems to do on a regular basis.
My personal example: Everyone else thinks that the red-shelled "Volcano" tacos from Taco Bell are awesome.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Watch shitty TV shows.
For example: Britain's Got Talent, Big Brother, Wife Swap, I'm a Celebrity etc.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Everyone else thinks that your first line is hard to read

Everyone else likes Little Big Planet

 

[lacktheknack]

I don't randomly joke about or threaten people with violence.

 

[BlueSharkBoy]

Watch terrible films like Reno 911: Miami.

 

[Cuniculus]

First of all.... Volcano Tacos are pretty good... just not advertised right. I would have thought it would burn my jaw off... but it's only slightly more spicy than a regular taco.

Second of all...

Everyone believes that the swine flu is actually a problem. It isn't.

 

[Snugglebunny]

Everyone es

Watch shitty TV shows.
For example: Britain's Got Talent, Big Brother, Wife Swap, I'm a Celebrity etc.

Everyone just seems so content to blindly accept either:

a) Generic cop show
b) Generic medical show
c) Stupid 'reality' TV about someone I don't even know or care about (John and Kate plus eight? Who the hell are John and Kate? And why are they on my TV?)
d) 'hey-kids-lets-all-embarrass-ourselves-in-front-of-millions' game/contest show.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Believing that you need to say something at least once a day.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Watch shitty TV shows.
For example: Britain's Got Talent, Big Brother, Wife Swap, I'm a Celebrity etc.

Agreed. Very much so.

I'm tempted to put 'uses Twitter' up here as a joke.

 

[megapenguinx]

A thread for discussing stupid things that every person on the planet but you do on a regular basis.

Could you please clarify this sentence better? It seems a little...mushy to me.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Nobody seems to get my rape jokes.

I kid, I kid.

 

[orangebandguy]

For some unfathomable reason believes we're all doomed to die in an epidemic of some sort, be it Swine Flu, AIDS or Bird Flu.

 

[Nickolai77]

people who actually get exited over which minor-celebrity has a poor tan-line...

 

[lukey94]

everyone thinks that gay is an insult....its only really an insult to those who are insecure about their sexuality

people think that videogames cause violence amongst teens (could'nt it be something to do with every drink having a massive level of caffeine nowadays)

 

[TwistedEllipses]

Everyone seems to think
1. That giving money to someone else to waste energy in buildings called 'gyms(?)' is a good idea.

2. That social networking sites are the pinnacle of the internet and useful sources to gage public opinion for news programs (seriously everytime they cite a facebook group as proof of support - it's like your grandad covering E3).

3. That if you die in your dreams you die in real life. I'm clearly dead then.

4. That Wii fit is the best game ever.

5. That Hip Hop isn't best before the mid 90's.

 

[AlphaOmega]

everyone thinks that gay is an insult....its only really an insult to those who are insecure about their sexuality

I like this one, cause I dont see the problem with them and its stupid its useable for namecalling.

 

[JemJar]

If my housemates are to be believed then everyone else has carnal knowledge of my mother.

 

[ohgodalex]

Could you please clarify this sentence better? It seems a little...mushy to me.

Edited it, changed the wording. Thank you for pointing that out.

 

[Meatstorm]

Getting tanned, Why should i bother. Most tanned people around are the homeless drunkards.

 

[PureChaos]

on here when the first person to past after the opening message quotes the opening message, i mean, why???