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Xanadeas

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Darth Mobius said:
Xanadeas said:
2) Reality TV. Just... No.
From my election campaign for the Escapist. My Number 1 Platform:

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/3272/83685284.jpg

Kill everyone who has ever had ANYTHING to do with Reality TV shows. Starring in, or production of.
...I love you. <3
 

Blood_Lined

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shadowgaunt said:
Blood_Lined said:
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ohgodalex said:
A thread for discussing irritating things that every person on the planet (yourself excluded, of course) seems to do on a regular basis.
My personal example: Everyone else thinks that the red-shelled "Volcano" tacos from Taco Bell are awesome.
listen to bad tasting music that promotes drugs and abuse, and so on. like seriously? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?


no that really annoys me.

another thing is people that were born and raised in america saying stuff like "them be" or other random stuff like that.

freaking stupid, go back to highschool.
Reading/hearing terrible grammar is like getting hit in the eye/ear with a wooden board. Which is why I love the Escapist!
c i dont no wat ur talking about my gramer ceems fine 2 me...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH, My brain is melting!
Sorry but I couldn't resist you set me up for that one. To stay on topic, people from my grandparents generation who act like they know absolutely everything because they have more "experience". (which is their favorite word by the way) You know what I think? I think that the experience they have is completely useless for today's day and age, am I going to fail at life if I don't know how to tune a 1930's short-wave radio? No I think not. The same also applies to canning, cooking, cleaning, and horse riding techniques. Welcome to the new world old people! Because your "experience" doesn't mean jack here and most certainly will not help you in today's day and age. So you can shut up now...seriously
 

PureChaos

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Darth Mobius said:
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on here when the first person to past after the opening message quotes the opening message, i mean, why???
I always quote the person I am responding to because you never know when someone will jump in and you will get a random response to a question that no-one knows who asked. Also, it adds that personal touch that lets them know I paid attention... Also, it send a message to their box so they will respond to me faster...
if there have already been responses then fair enough, it gets things back on topic but what i meant is when there are no other posts (so you have the opening post, then the first reply who has quoted the opening post) that i find it pointless. we just read the opening post, we don't need to read it again in the second post.
 

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Sparrow Tag said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
Watch shitty TV shows.
For example: Britain's Got Talent, Big Brother, Wife Swap, I'm a Celebrity etc.
I agree with this. Except for the Britains Got Talent bit, or atleast the final.

Alright, really I just liked it when the 80 year old breakdanced.
I only liked the stripper.
 

PlasticTree

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AlphaOmega said:
lukey94 said:
everyone thinks that gay is an insult....its only really an insult to those who are insecure about their sexuality
I like this one, cause I dont see the problem with them and its stupid its useable for namecalling.
It's not about the meaning of 'gay' anymore. If someone says you're gay, and they try to insult you with it, it's an insult.

If I would absolutely disgust beautiful chicks, and I think it's an insult, it is an insult when I throw it at someone.

You beautiful chick you!
 

Vanguard_Ex

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So many people seem like they want our world to end within the next few years. When it gets to 2012 and nothing happens, they'll go 'Oh, no, actually a secret code has been found in the Quran saying the world will end in 2016'. Also piercings.
 

Fraeir

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Xanadeas said:
1) People that can't be bothered to use capitalization, punctuation, and the best grammar they've got. What's so hard about hitting the shift key? Or the period or comma?

2) Reality TV. Just... No.

3) Celebrity gossip and anything pertaining to celebrity news. I don't give a damn about other people unless their lives have a direct effect... affect? Whatever. Unless it has something to do with me or my friends I really don't care.

4) Drug use, drinking, smoking, none of these things are "cool". They're a sign of a weak minded individual desperately grabbing for something to try and make themselves feel better.

5) People that can't give up one of the above. Just. Stop. Buying. The. Shit. It won't be a problem anymore if you don't have it to smoke/inject/drink/whateverelseyoudowithitIdon'twanttoknow.
Woah, if I didn't know better, I'd say you were a long lost brother! XD
I agree on every point!
 

fraserfj

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people who think rap/ r 'n' b is good. r 'n' b used to almost be good a long time ago imo.
people who watch other people live their fake lives on big brother instead of getting their own lives to play with.
 

mangus

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Spitting. Is it a smoker thing? cuz I'm the only one I know who doesn't smoke or spit.
 

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orangebandguy said:
For some unfathomable reason believes we're all doomed to die in an epidemic of some sort, be it Swine Flu, AIDS or Bird Flu.
I think that's just daily mail readers (if your not from Britain ignore this)

So I'm going to say Daily Mail readers, and entire paper which prophesies impending Doom for the same sources every week; an epidemic(insert which ever one want), immigrants (approx. two million a day), sudden and overly destructive climate change or the fact that Princess Diana is dead (its been 12 years and they still bring her up at least once a month)
 

Animated Rope

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sky14kemea said:
everyone seems to tell me to "just move the dog/cat if she/he is bothering you"
am i the only one who puts the animals comfort before me unless its actually important? XD they're living beings too y'know
Same here!

I also seem to be the only one who doesn't drink anything with alcohol. I've learned to loathe the substance because everyone portrays it as mandatory.
 

Cuniculus

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Fraser.J.A said:
Cuniculus said:
Everyone believes that the swine flu is actually a problem. It isn't.
But it might become one.

Everybody else reads the headlines and thinks they know what's going on. See above.
In an attempt not to get into an argument, I'll just say this. The swine flu is just the very next thing on the long list of stories the media blows out of proportion and then disappears as quickly as it comes up. Same thing with killer bees. Never stopped hearing about killer bees in the news when I was a kid. The way the media blew it up you'd think that every house would have six nests in the attic and we'd all have to leave the house in bee keeper outfits.

Bird flu anyone? Haven't heard crap about that since, but it was damned sure going to wipe us out not too long ago.

By the media's predictions, we should all already be dead of anthrax contracted via contaminated mail.
 

Sparrow

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
Sparrow Tag said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
Watch shitty TV shows.
For example: Britain's Got Talent, Big Brother, Wife Swap, I'm a Celebrity etc.
I agree with this. Except for the Britains Got Talent bit, or atleast the final.

Alright, really I just liked it when the 80 year old breakdanced.
I only liked the stripper.
Those who haven't seen the show must think we're crazy in England.
 

sky14kemea

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Animated Rope said:
sky14kemea said:
everyone seems to tell me to "just move the dog/cat if she/he is bothering you"
am i the only one who puts the animals comfort before me unless its actually important? XD they're living beings too y'know
Same here!

I also seem to be the only one who doesn't drink anything with alcohol. I've learned to loathe the substance because everyone portrays it as mandatory.
:O thats similar to me, i dont drink because everyone keeps saying how great it is, but it tastes foul >_<

how have we not met? =D
 

Xanadeas

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Fraeir said:
Xanadeas said:
1) People that can't be bothered to use capitalization, punctuation, and the best grammar they've got. What's so hard about hitting the shift key? Or the period or comma?

2) Reality TV. Just... No.

3) Celebrity gossip and anything pertaining to celebrity news. I don't give a damn about other people unless their lives have a direct effect... affect? Whatever. Unless it has something to do with me or my friends I really don't care.

4) Drug use, drinking, smoking, none of these things are "cool". They're a sign of a weak minded individual desperately grabbing for something to try and make themselves feel better.

5) People that can't give up one of the above. Just. Stop. Buying. The. Shit. It won't be a problem anymore if you don't have it to smoke/inject/drink/whateverelseyoudowithitIdon'twanttoknow.
Woah, if I didn't know better, I'd say you were a long lost brother! XD
I agree on every point!
\o/ Huzzah! Let our like-minded hatred spread across the world! No wait...
 

soaringbiscuit

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The fact that when people find seashells on the seashore, they put them up to their ear to see if they can hear the ocean, while standing right next to the ocean, where they found the shell.