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All the girls I know seem to like the hills and the O.C. while I have made a bet with my friend that if all the actors and writes of those shows all die at the same time I will become a fundamentalist christian.
 

Bat Vader

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Amethyst Wind said:
Believing that you need to say something at least once a day.
Something. There I said it.

Seriously though. Reality shows suck as well as Americas next top model.
 

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
Watch shitty TV shows.
For example: Britain's Got Talent, Big Brother, Wife Swap, I'm a Celebrity etc.
I agree with this. Except for the Britains Got Talent bit, or atleast the final.

Alright, really I just liked it when the 80 year old breakdanced.
 

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I seem to be the only person on this planet who realizes that celebrities and actors, the people we misguidedly enshrine, are no better than the rest of us, have done nothing to actually make our society better (some would say they are making it worse) and in the end, will die the same lonely death as the rest of us.
 
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Cuniculus said:
Everyone believes that the swine flu is actually a problem. It isn't.
But it might become one.

Everybody else reads the headlines and thinks they know what's going on. See above.

VoltySquirrel said:
Think that Twilight and its sequels are the peak of human literature and will save us from our demise.
To quote Jeffrey Rowland [http://twitter.com/wigu/status/2000282154]:
'Sometimes it's lonely living in the parallel universe where Twilight isn't "Awesome."'
 

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What drives me fucking insane is when I see people getting all excited about THE LATEST CELEBRITY NEWS! I really could not care any less if Brittany Spears shaved her head. So what?

Also, the media. They're useful for getting info across, but they seriously need to keep their noses out of other people's business.

For example, I get the Charlotte Observer, and one of the stories they ran was of a child that was 14 years old and already weighed 550 pounds. Like someone needs to know that? How in the hell are they helping this kid? By showing his full name and showing pictures of him, yeah, thats gonna get him more friends. Great fucking job media. Not to mention that business with the boy with cancer.
 

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Everyone except me likes...whatever genre of music they call it. (Atreyu, Tool, and stuff like that. Metal? I was never really clear on what the arbitrary genrification was.)
 

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King Yayap said:
Why does everyone nowadays listen to R&B, it's just awful, surely.
Oh and all these Britain's Got Talent rubbish...
I will expand upon this to include rap.
 

Ridonculous_Ninja

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King Yayap said:
Why does everyone nowadays listen to R&B, it's just awful, surely.
Oh and all these Britain's Got Talent rubbish...
Your avatar is absolutely perfect for this thread.

OT:
Everyone else goes outside ;P
 

vampirekid.13

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ohgodalex said:
A thread for discussing irritating things that every person on the planet (yourself excluded, of course) seems to do on a regular basis.
My personal example: Everyone else thinks that the red-shelled "Volcano" tacos from Taco Bell are awesome.
listen to bad tasting music that promotes drugs and abuse, and so on. like seriously? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?


no that really annoys me.

another thing is people that were born and raised in america saying stuff like "them be" or other random stuff like that.

freaking stupid, go back to highschool.
 

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Nickolai77 said:
people who actually get exited over which minor-celebrity has a poor tan-line...
Or as I like to call them: target practice.

Seriously people paying attention to celebrity news, right in front of me there is a magazine (bought by my mother, not me) informing me that kate hudson lost a dress size in seven days... WHY?! Who would possibly care about that?! WHO?!

Also people thinking that the word "weight" is interchangeable with "mass", IT IS NOT. Kilograms is a measure of MASS damn you! WEIGHT is measured in Newtons!!
 

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vampirekid.13 said:
ohgodalex said:
A thread for discussing irritating things that every person on the planet (yourself excluded, of course) seems to do on a regular basis.
My personal example: Everyone else thinks that the red-shelled "Volcano" tacos from Taco Bell are awesome.
listen to bad tasting music that promotes drugs and abuse, and so on. like seriously? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?


no that really annoys me.

another thing is people that were born and raised in america saying stuff like "them be" or other random stuff like that.

freaking stupid, go back to highschool.
Reading/hearing terrible grammar is like getting hit in the eye/ear with a wooden board. Which is why I love the Escapist!
 

Guitar Gamer

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I swear I'm the only person within a 5 kilometer radius that who's idea of fun isn't getting really drunk
 

Blood_Lined

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AlphaOmega said:
lukey94 said:
everyone thinks that gay is an insult....its only really an insult to those who are insecure about their sexuality
I like this one, cause I dont see the problem with them and its stupid its useable for namecalling.
I have never used the term "gay" to insult people, only objects, or events; like in a game when the camera keeps killing me... that's gay. *cough*Sonic*cough*
 

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shadowgaunt said:
vampirekid.13 said:
ohgodalex said:
A thread for discussing irritating things that every person on the planet (yourself excluded, of course) seems to do on a regular basis.
My personal example: Everyone else thinks that the red-shelled "Volcano" tacos from Taco Bell are awesome.
listen to bad tasting music that promotes drugs and abuse, and so on. like seriously? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?


no that really annoys me.

another thing is people that were born and raised in america saying stuff like "them be" or other random stuff like that.

freaking stupid, go back to highschool.
Reading/hearing terrible grammar is like getting hit in the eye/ear with a wooden board. Which is why I love the Escapist!
c i dont no wat ur talking about my gramer ceems fine 2 me...
 

Kollega

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AMCization said:
I believe I am the last sane person, because I am the only one who reads anymore.
No you're not the only one. I like to read good-old books too.

Anyway,here's the list of things that make me think that i'm the only sane person on Earth.

[rant] First off,celebreties. They're not important at all,despite what everybody believes. Corrupt or incompetent politicians having actual influence on our lives. Generally everything else that is on TV. Utterly retarded FANBOYS (especially video gaming ones). Stupid console wars. Neo-nazis. People who still belive communism is a good idea. I can go on and on... I actually think sometimes,and as a thinking man,this stupidity all over the world frustrates me to no end. [/rant]

EDIT: Also rap,greedy corporations,fashion,people who try to stop the progress... I said i can go on and on.
 

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Cuniculus said:
First of all.... Volcano Tacos are pretty good... just not advertised right. I would have thought it would burn my jaw off... but it's only slightly more spicy than a regular taco.

Second of all...

Everyone believes that the swine flu is actually a problem. It isn't.
Not me. I live right by the damn Mexican border in San Diego and I don't give a damn, because I know it isn't that bad.
 

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1) People that can't be bothered to use capitalization, punctuation, and the best grammar they've got. What's so hard about hitting the shift key? Or the period or comma?

2) Reality TV. Just... No.

3) Celebrity gossip and anything pertaining to celebrity news. I don't give a damn about other people unless their lives have a direct effect... affect? Whatever. Unless it has something to do with me or my friends I really don't care.

4) Drug use, drinking, smoking, none of these things are "cool". They're a sign of a weak minded individual desperately grabbing for something to try and make themselves feel better.

5) People that can't give up one of the above. Just. Stop. Buying. The. Shit. It won't be a problem anymore if you don't have it to smoke/inject/drink/whateverelseyoudowithitIdon'twanttoknow.
 

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Everyone seems to like what everyone else likes, after they have stated they like it, even when it isn't true.

Example:

Me: I do not like the Artic Monkeys
Friend 1: Oh I love them why don't you like them? There's nothing not to like /rants
You're so weird for not liking them

Friend's boyfriend (Later): I hate the artic monkeys they're rubbish and over rated.

Friend: I totally agree. They're awful.

Me: Wtf.
 

Soulgaunt

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Blood_Lined said:
shadowgaunt said:
vampirekid.13 said:
ohgodalex said:
A thread for discussing irritating things that every person on the planet (yourself excluded, of course) seems to do on a regular basis.
My personal example: Everyone else thinks that the red-shelled "Volcano" tacos from Taco Bell are awesome.
listen to bad tasting music that promotes drugs and abuse, and so on. like seriously? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?


no that really annoys me.

another thing is people that were born and raised in america saying stuff like "them be" or other random stuff like that.

freaking stupid, go back to highschool.
Reading/hearing terrible grammar is like getting hit in the eye/ear with a wooden board. Which is why I love the Escapist!
c i dont no wat ur talking about my gramer ceems fine 2 me...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH, My brain is melting!