The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Barbas]

Eleven hours of ecstasy.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

A stone cold pimp as a financial adviser.

 

[Barbas]

The true meaning of fistship.

 

[Barbas]

Another season of Dilbert.

 

[Rabbitboy]

To get some "alone time" with Ramsey Bolton.

 

[Barbas]

An HDR sex scene.

 

[Fijiman]

A movie about his life.

 

[Rabbitboy]

To star in a movie called Fijimanhood.

 

[Barbas]

To be the Wheel man.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

To have a better safe word.

 

[Barbas]

To be able to scream spiders.

 

[Barbas]

A lamb chop dipped in chocolate sauce.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

A bikini wax.

 

[sky14kemea]

A hand saw

 

[Barbas]

A Boondock.

 

[sky14kemea]

A frilly yellow dress

 

[Rabbitboy]

Moar drawing skillz.

 

[Barbas]

The power of sparkly fairy dust.