The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Barbas]

A pint of human essence.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

A cup of tea and a slice of Battenberg cake.

 

[Barbas]

A nice bento box.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

A really snug, cosy scarf. Ideally with built-in mittens.

 

[Barbas]

Skyrim to stop crashing forever.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

An evil spirit to command.

 

[Barbas]

A greater Bonewalker servant.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Another victim.

 

[Barbas]

A shiny sixpence.

 

[Fijiman]

A ear cavalry army.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

More mods for Left 4 Dead 2.

 

[Barbas]

A stable PC release of GTA V.

 

[Evil Smurf]

A good GTA game.

 

[Barbas]

A barrel of sea monkeys.

 

[Groxnax]

A life size Bender doll.

 

[Barbas]

An alcoholic bender.

 

[Rabbitboy]

To remove all the juice.

 

[Barbas]

To be able to adorably squeak the national anthem.

 

[Evil Smurf]

To be as cute as me

 

[Barbas]

A cape extension, with tassles and logo.