The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Rabbitboy]

Beer

 

[Barbas]

A wooty tune.

 

[Rabbitboy]

A Bugs Bunny love pillow

 

[Barbas]

A basement full of profitable weed.

 

[Rabbitboy]

To free the beautiful maiden named Bioware from the clutches of the Dark Lord EA.

 

[Barbas]

To be in love with a lighthouse keeper.

 

[Rabbitboy]

To marry Ariel and have a daughter together who will star in a cash-in sequel

 

[Barbas]

To find the lost missionaries and return them to the colony.

 

[Rabbitboy]

To build a civilization that will stand the test of time.

 

[Barbas]

The death of the borders.

 

[Rabbitboy]

To fulfill his destiny and vote in this poll.

 

[Barbas]

To be a woman for a bit, just to get in on the orgasming.

 

[Rabbitboy]

To have an orgasm that lasts for over a thousand years

 

[Barbas]

To get jiggy with the biggies.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Them to release the last Commander Keen game.

 

[Barbas]

An end to the screaming.

 

[Rabbitboy]

To be selected for the Mars One project.

 

[Barbas]

An end to the bitterness.

 

[Rabbitboy]

An end to this empty and meaningless existence.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

The ability to colour everything yellow. Even people.