The princess is in another castle, but enjoy the pudding

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Hanzo Hattori

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Aby_Z said:
A giant computer screen, set to turn on the second he enters the room.

On said computer screen, there shall be a youtube video playing...

"We're no strangers to love..."

:D
ULTRA RICK ROLL! :D
 

IxionIndustries

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A trial CD for WoW..

Aby_Z said:
A giant computer screen, set to turn on the second he enters the room.

On said computer screen, there shall be a youtube video playing...

"We're no strangers to love..."

:D
Nevermind. I want to do this...
 

Polarix

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Biek said:
The hero would find out the princess is morbidly obese, ugly and unwashed. And has to carry her back to her own kingdom.
That was a really funny reference to Fat Princess. It would be hilarious to see the hero go through a long and perilous journey to save the princess, only to find that out that he has to struggle to carry all that bulk on the way back. I would like to see that happen so here's a cake to help you with your evil quest.
 

aww yea

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a shrink ray and a miniature castle

i wouldn't say anythings in there, he'd just assume he had to go there to proceed you see

THEN bring the princess or whatever to the castle and wave it in his shrunken face!

bwahahahaha
 

GodofDisaster

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A collection of uwe boll dvds presented to him by hannah montana who will be singing at the same time.

He would also be forced to watch them as well.
 

Mirrorknight

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A note.

Dear Hero,

I'm sorry, but your princess is in another castle. On Earth. You see, as you are reading this, this castle has blasted off into space, hurtling into the heart of the sun. Please let the fact that when I sacrifice her to obtain awesomely evil powers, that her death will be quick be of some comfort to you. Not painless, mind you. Oh, heavens no. Even -I- couldn't imagine the horrors she'll experience in that quick moment. I assure it will be quick though.

PS: I have arranged suitable traveling music for you.

Then the PA speakers would either play Major Tom, or Rocketman as sung by William Shatner.
 

nolongerhere

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A perfect clone of the princess he's been searching for. They will live together in happiness for many years. The one day, he will wake up, and the fake princess will explain everything to him, provide a suitable amount of evidence, and explain to him that the real princess has been captive the entire time, and is most likely now insane. She will then disapear in a puff of smoke, leaving him to himself.
 

Bob the Average

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a fake copy of what ever it is that he's looking for. just so i could see his reaction when he travels back to wherever only to find out he's wasted his time
 

Torque669

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E-mantheseeker said:
You're an evil genius and you have in your possession the one thing the hero has been on an epic dangerous journey for.

The hero has been through many hardships, maybe a friend has died during the adventure, maybe they had to kill when they vowed never to take a life etc... Finally the hero arrives panting, battered, and exhausted at the chamber where the sacred artifact/princess/ultimate sword etc.. is and in your genius you have left him something else, like a nice cup of pudding. Yummo.

What would you leave for the hero to find,and most likely lose his mind over? Feel free to laugh maniacally if you want
A CD player playing "Never gonna give you up" by Rick Astley. Is there anything else you would honestly leave?
 

NinjaSkills

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I'd leave a big screen TV and speakers there and loop Rick Roll.
Or Andy Dick
Or a very hungry ZP critter
Or a nuke that's about to go off in 5 seconds
Or all of the above