Alright look, I'm gonna drop a logic bomb here, games are just puzzles long story short.
When you get down to the nitty-gritty of it, people are dropping serious cash all over the world on high-budget glorified sudoku books. Is it possible for a puzzle to be objectively bad? Of course it is!
It can fail to give you enough information to go on to solve the puzzle, objectively bad puzzle, Imagine trying to finish a sudoku puzzle with half the page covered, nobody can do it.
So if a game can be objectively bad, can it be reviewed as objectively bad? There is no subjectivity when you're looking at bad puzzle mechanics.
And before someone comes in thinking I'm oversimplyfing it, bear with me.
Even in the most high budget open world emotionally driven games you still at some point need to find a combination of keystokes/buttons and mouse/joystick movements in order to pass on to the next stage. If in Call of Duty you fail to solve the puzzle of USE GUN ON HEAD then you don't pass the stage. If in Dark Souls you don't solve the puzzle of, THIS ENEMY IS NOT EFFECTED BY MAGICAL ATTACKS you have difficulty passing the stage. If in Batman Arkham Whatever you don't solve the puzzle of WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IN ORDER TO NOT INITIATE COMBAT, you're probably gonna be shot and penalized for your score.
We are just playing at puzzles, and a game should be reviewed on its value as a game, it's mechanics that let you solve the puzzle because if a game doesn't have good mechanics or fails to properly explain them, and your tools for solving the puzzle are incomplete or lacking in some regard it's failed as a puzzle, it's failed as a game
Gone Home? Good game, gives you the proper tools to solve the puzzle.
Ride To Hell: Retribution? Bad game, fails to give you the effective tools to solve the puzzle through bad controls.
And I'm saying that as someone who fucking despises Gone Home, I'm saying it's an objectively good game because it does what a game should do.
And if a reviewer can't properly analyze the mechanics and form an informed opinion of them, maybe he should be replaced by someone who understands game design, food for thought.