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MorteSphere

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Who is this "The pun" man you're talking about and what right does he have to claim a thread to himself?
 
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Hectix777:

this isnt my name:
America, they started lots of trouble, liking Washinton saying he assasinated a french messenger.
Asshole, totally dosent deserve to be remembered as a good guy, fucking started a war where people died because he was a fucking idiot.

Thank you for insulting my nation's forefather, you really are a man of change and truly a member that believes in a global community

I will insult who I please, I dont give a fuck who he is.

So you would willingly insult Jesus



This just came up in another discussion......FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LEAVE JESUS OUT OF IT!
 

Andy03

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Thankfully, you didn't ask for corny jokes, because I'm not hungry.


I.. I um.. I'll leave now.
 

Outright Villainy

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Oh, this is a true life one.

1966, Ohio, the last words of James French, sitting in the electric chair.

"How's this for a headline? 'French Fries'"

Bad-ass!
I knew you'd show up to save the day!
 
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Hectix777:

SilverStuddedSquirre:

Hectix777:

My apologies I thought you were referring the Archduke's assassination as the first shot and agreeing with mireko that WW1 was the first shot. I read it as,"THAT was the first shot," not,"THIS is the first shot."

No worries. At least you looked it up. Hey, come over to the puns thread, yuo seem witty and it's fun!

Oh that sounds splendid, though my puns are a little brass. I hope their isn't a serious PUNishment on some of my plays on words

Well played amigo!
 
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Evil Moo said:
SilverStuddedSquirre said:
i work with a Indo-Canadian who is half-Jamacan. We call him a Pun-Jah-bi. OOOOH do i get a multiplier for having Pun in the word?
No, that was positively pungent, you must be punished, punk. Punditically I must pass judgement. Maybe a punch in the face, or perhaps I should punt something at you, a couple of puncture wounds should suffice. Either way I had better be punctual........... Whoops, looks like I used too much punctuation there.




>_>

<_<
Hey, i noticed that was your " First Post!"
 

Hectix777

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*Standing over a Catholic priest full of bullet wounds*

Coroner: Looks like he was shot dead by a drive-by. It's to professional precise to be another gang, all the shots fired were aimed directly at him.

Lieutenant: Hey wait I know this guy, he's the head at this new Catholic church, he was on about how church and state shouldn't be. That women should use safe sex and that a priest could marry, but the girl would have to ask first.

Coroner: So what do you make of this, sir.

Head Detective: Well gentlemen look like we *puts on glasses* have a hole-y massacre on our hands.


YEAHAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Novania

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I was thinking of telling you a joke about butter, but I knew you would just spread it around.

Got a better one:
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.