The Rules of All Video Games
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If a game has loot, you must pick up all of it, weather it is useful or not. You will immediately sell all non-useful loot no matter how minuscule the sum you get for it is.
As long as you have at least one HP you are totally healthy but once nyou lose that last sliver, you kell over and die.
You can spill gallons of blood, rip guys spines out through their faces, and see thousands of gibs and body pieces unrestricted but the moment a woman takes of her cloths, the screen fades to black.
If you have a map and see a an usually big and unrestricted room on it, you will probably fight a boss there.
If the game does not have zombies, or a zombie DLC, someone will make a zombie mod.
As long as you have at least one HP you are totally healthy but once nyou lose that last sliver, you kell over and die.
You can spill gallons of blood, rip guys spines out through their faces, and see thousands of gibs and body pieces unrestricted but the moment a woman takes of her cloths, the screen fades to black.
If you have a map and see a an usually big and unrestricted room on it, you will probably fight a boss there.
If the game does not have zombies, or a zombie DLC, someone will make a zombie mod.
It's "Operation: get behind the darkies"Alias42 said:
Wolf and other wild beasts always have gold coins hidden up there ass just ready to fall out once they have been slain.
The food on the floor? yeah that one? Eat it to regain health.
Speaking of food, you can get hurt by anything, gunshots, knife wounds, near drowned, laser blast, dog bites hell, anything by an animal and all you need to do is eat food, and [HEADING=2]allllllllllll better![/HEADING]
Also, all you need to do is sleep in a inn to regain health (Rpg and Jrpg's only!)
You can have all your stats, max out. Destroy the big bad ten times over and slain a million mooks without dying once...
...but woe on your ass if you fall into a pool of water, for atatir froom assassin creed? It's kneedeep. That's right, the world greatest assassin at that time almost dies in knee deep water.
All guards are deaf and blind...no exceptions.
Whatever you steal something...it's actually useless.
That super powerful sword you have? That one you went through hell and back on? It's useless as well. Who are you going to use it on? The big bad is dead and the mooks run in fear of you!
Speaking of mooks...There is always that one mook who is stronger than the others...(s)he is often regarded as That. One. Boss
There will be an easy way and hard way to get to the mcgruffin, more often then not, you have the hard way.
Speaking of food, you can get hurt by anything, gunshots, knife wounds, near drowned, laser blast, dog bites hell, anything by an animal and all you need to do is eat food, and [HEADING=2]allllllllllll better![/HEADING]
Also, all you need to do is sleep in a inn to regain health (Rpg and Jrpg's only!)
You can have all your stats, max out. Destroy the big bad ten times over and slain a million mooks without dying once...
...but woe on your ass if you fall into a pool of water, for atatir froom assassin creed? It's kneedeep. That's right, the world greatest assassin at that time almost dies in knee deep water.
All guards are deaf and blind...no exceptions.
Whatever you steal something...it's actually useless.
That super powerful sword you have? That one you went through hell and back on? It's useless as well. Who are you going to use it on? The big bad is dead and the mooks run in fear of you!
Speaking of mooks...There is always that one mook who is stronger than the others...(s)he is often regarded as That. One. Boss
There will be an easy way and hard way to get to the mcgruffin, more often then not, you have the hard way.
People do mind you breaking their stuff in some games, but not many (There were some in KotOR; like the sandpeople)Alias42 said:
And Far Cry 2 pretty much obliterated that rule, picked up weapons tend to jam a buttload more than new ones.
Aha, touche sir.Captain Blackout said:
OT:If there is kissing in a game, it will never be passionate; merely two statuesque faces bumping together.
There are always people way under the age rating for a game playing that game.
Also, if you play Counter-Strike: Source, You will ALWAYS play against a German on any server.
Also, if you play Counter-Strike: Source, You will ALWAYS play against a German on any server.
If a underrated game turns out to be REALLY AWESOME And SUPER POPULAR! Then you can count on the game developers to completely take a huge shit on it for the sequel!
If a game is hyped for more than X Months then it will suck.. If it is still popular even after airing then the Sequel will be even worse!
All the problems in the world can be solved with RUNNING REALLY FAST! Sonic has proved this time and time again!
If a game character is a animal there will be furry porn of it shortly!
If a game is hyped for more than X Months then it will suck.. If it is still popular even after airing then the Sequel will be even worse!
All the problems in the world can be solved with RUNNING REALLY FAST! Sonic has proved this time and time again!
If a game character is a animal there will be furry porn of it shortly!
(multiplayer anything)The overpowered-ness of a weapon is subjective, depending on who's meeting the buisness end.
That's what I liked about Oblivion. You kill a wolf you can get a wolf pelt. If you want coins go fight some bandits.Rock Beefchest said:
Also in Oblivion;
You can carry anything so long as it gets up to your encumberment rating. Anything over it and you can not carry it, even a water lilly.
