The Rules of All Video Games

[TheScarecrow]

Made of Fucking win right here.

That... was... AWESOME

I love you O_O

You guys didn't see Warhammer 40k one. Objection you are all currently praising is weaksauce.

It's not really that awesome...

 

[SimuLord]

The likelihood of a PC game crashing is directly proportional to the amount of time elapsed since your last save.

 

[CryptoKeyblade]

If a character reaches behind their back and when their hand comes back around there's something in their hand, it came out of their butt.

 

[Traumaward313]

Sort of sounds like you're starting your own clockwork orange speak there hehe.


Gaming rule: survival horro is no longer survival horror. its survival action rollercoaster thrill ride with shitloads of ammo and health.

 

[Traumaward313]

Made of Fucking win right here.

That... was... AWESOME

I love you O_O

You guys didn't see Warhammer 40k one. Objection you are all currently praising is weaksauce.

It's not really that awesome...

And agree FelixFox. People tend to go on a bit

 

[soapyshooter]

dead bodies always disappear after a few minutes

prolly ninja'd

 

[Triple AD]

No matter what a melee kill will almost always be an insta-kill.

In Shoot-em-ups the End level boss fight will always have a second or more form

 

[DJude]

band-aids heal everything

 

[likalaruku]

None of those rules apply to fantasy RPGs. None.

*You will find the most awesome weapons & armor early in the game, making any loot you find boring & useless.
*No one cares if you steal stuff right in front of them, but gawd help you if you punch an officer.
*50 percent of your game time will be spent looting cabinets, smashing barrels, & selling shit.
*If it's a scantily dressed hot chick, it's a dude. If it's an effeminately pretty male elf, it's a chick.

 

[MrLumber]

If you're in a seemingly out of place elevator, a boss there will be!

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

If you do a Barrel Roll you will survive (Not a play on the meme, seriously I would have been blown to bits like 60 times in Starfox 64 if I didn't barrel roll)
A rifle round to the face won't always kill someone, but a pistol whip to the back of the head will.
Bazooka's are the best tools to take down a couple police men
If the door is locked and the key to open said door is on the other side of the room your in, then the locked door's item is gonna be worthless.
Dump all experience points into Magic for an easy time in most RPG's.

 

[Uber Evil]

If there is a female character, there WILL be hentai of her somewhere on the internet.

That is rule 34 of the internet my friend, and it doesn't just apply to girls.

 

[quake52]

Ammunition is kept in extra-dimensional portals in your pockets and the clip handed to you is always full, despite how much of it you used before

but the weapons you wield cannot be placed in the same demension

 

[Uber Evil]

if you have access to air strikes, all fire arms will be sh*te.

Is this a stab at Mercenaries?

 

[Rawker]

Don't worry about shrapnel, bullets turn into pudding when they're inside of you.

 

[SuperGilfer]

Mounted turrets and armored vehicles (whether air or land based) will ALWAYS have infinite ammo.

 

[azncutthroat]

Mounted turrets and armored vehicles (whether air or land based) will ALWAYS have infinite ammo.

Not in Half Life 2. Or Team Fortress 2.

 

[SuperGilfer]

Mounted turrets and armored vehicles (whether air or land based) will ALWAYS have infinite ammo.

Not in Half Life 2. Or Team Fortress 2.

Does Team Fortress even HAVE armored vehicles or mounted turrets? Because the Heavy's gun doesn't count.