The second coming of Christ
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Let me tell you how it's gonna go down.Fiirdraak said:
One day we'll all be going about our normal lives, not really giving a damn as usual. Then suddenly the skies will darken, a rift on an electric guitar will screech forth from the heavens, and in a flaming chariot built from the skulls of his enemies Jesus will descended. An lo, a chorus of angels blasting out the most righteous metal song ever heard by human ears will herald his arrival! The people will bow in welcome of the return of their lost god of metal, and the world will be brought to infinite peace as all those with hatred in their hearts are compelled to put aside their petty grievances and rock out!! He shall reign over a millennium of excellence that which the world has never seen and never will see again.
Maybe Jesus came to us in the form of Mitch Hedberg and decided it wasn't time just yet?rutcommapat said:
Compared to being a carpenter/hobo in a desert where wood is extremely expensive who spends all day talking about wierd stuff with no practical relevance and only occaisionally gets busy with the local authorities?James Crook said:
I fail to see any decrease in sense xD
Nope, you're definitely not. xD I thought it would be too. Or say, "hey this person thinks they're the second coming of Christ. Thoughts?"Zhadramekel said:
You do realize that most people were farmers and such and thus those metaphors reached the greatest number of people and that some of his metaphors were understandable to everyone regardless, like the story of Lazarus, right?
That means his metaphors aren't going to reach the niche audience of nerds and will instead reach the greater audience of everyone. Many societies share lots of cultural ideas and practices that are far deeper then surface activities and interests. Take for example art, every society has some form of "art" and thus ideas about it as a core reach everyone even if individual types of art in different places vary.
That means his metaphors aren't going to reach the niche audience of nerds and will instead reach the greater audience of everyone. Many societies share lots of cultural ideas and practices that are far deeper then surface activities and interests. Take for example art, every society has some form of "art" and thus ideas about it as a core reach everyone even if individual types of art in different places vary.
People are speculating about a second coming when historians haven't really established that there was ever a first coming?
He already did come back. He's in my basement right now, I'm holding him ransom so that I can sell him to Satan.
I don't believe he existed in the first place, the first record to my knowledge was probably a bible. So I don't see a book based on fiction is a good reference to believe in something like that.
If he were to exist and return he'd probably end up in a lunatic asylum, you know how many people in there think they're jesus.
If he were to exist and return he'd probably end up in a lunatic asylum, you know how many people in there think they're jesus.
In the grander view of the world, there are far more destitute people than anyone who even has an idea what a computer is, let alone people who regularly spend hours on the internet and don't have to worry about feeding themselves.ProfessorEkim said:
