The Socially Awkward Penguin Game!!

[Keepitclean]

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmm" says I

You Break the laws of physics.

 

[CounterAttack]

RULES WERE MADE TO BE BROKEN

You find $500 in your mailbox.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOUR MAILBOX BLOWS UP, BLOWING YOUR ARM OFF.

You find a letter with powder in it

 

[Keepitclean]

YOU SNORT IT JUST TO FIND THAT ITS FLOUR.

you are evicted from your house.

 

[Greever]

And give everyone in your neighborhood VD!

YOUR GENITALS FALL OFF.

 

[Keepitclean]

I ATTEMPT TO GAFFA TAPE THEM BACK ON.

YOU USE CAPS LOCK TOO MUCH.

 

[Pm0n3y]

PEOPLE MISTAKE YOU FOR KANYE WEST.

You sneak into the White House and crash a party.

 

[Keepitclean]

YOU REALISE THAT POLITICIANS ARE BORING AND KILL YOURSELF.

St Peter says to you "...

 

[Queen Michael]

WELL, THERE'S THIS TEST YOU NEED TO GO THROUGH BEFORE WE ALLOW YOU IN. A PURE FORMALITY, REALLY.

You're reading a manga book on the bus.

 

[Socius]

AN INSULTED JAPANESE MAN JUMPS OUT FORM BEHIND AND STABS YOU WITH HIS KATANA BECAUSE YOU ARE READING IT FROM RIGHT TO LEFT!

you get surrounded by 12 overweight clowns with the intention of raping you

 

[CounterAttack]

SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE

You ask your crush out.

 

[SteakHeart]

SHE COMES

She comes.

 

[keybird]

STILL TRIP OVER LACE

Get diagnosed with uncontrollable anal leakage

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU LEAK VERY BADLY WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT

She feels bad for you, and see past the leakage.

 

[Sporky111]

YOU HAVE LEPROSY

Your cell phone rings

 

[CounterAttack]

YOU GET ROLL'D OVER THE PHONE

Your date stays at your place for the night.

 

[Pm0n3y]

IT'S YOUR MOTHER IN DISGUISE. INCEST ENSUES.

You search for your biological parents.