The strangest insult you've ever heard...

[Hookman]

Sorry if this has been done before,if so post a link to it.
This thread was inspired by something that happened to me yesterday. I was walking to my next class when a kid about the same age as me walked past me with his friends. As he walked past he looked at me and said (in an insulting tone) "Hey kid,you've got long hair!" and then walked on again,giggling to his friends. I still have no idea why he said it! So,whats the strangest insult that you have ever heard?

 

[Specter_]

Mine would be "You're as ugly as your girlfriend is fat" which was more of a compliment cause the girl I was dating at that time was really skinny...

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

No YOUR face!
What?

 

[AkJay]

"you can argue with me all you want, at least i don't go around being all smart!"

thank you?

 

[Spider Expert]

"you can argue with me all you want, at least i don't go around being all smart!"

thank you?

Lol'd

 

[Grimm91]

"Your a fucking MILF." Some under class men said that to me a year ago. I still don't know what to think.

 

[EeveeElectro]

God, there's been loads but I can't remember many.

I remember when a little chav turned to my friends and said, "You're fat!"

So we looked at him and he said, "All of you! You're fat and gay!"

Made us laugh so hard.

There was a 'mosher' insult someone shouted at me once but I can't remember it.
I remember, "Mish mosh, get a wash!"
I turned and said, "I did! I used mosh-turiser!"
Shut them up. XD

 

[hippykiller]

the weirdest ever, i would have to say "Fuck Your Couch" i have no fucking idea AT ALL what that is suppose to mean.

 

[Legion]

I once got told to "go sacrifice yourself".

It confused me greatly, I'm not sure if he completely misconstrued what a Satanist or a Goth does (I assume he thought I was one or the other seeing as I was wearing all black at the time) or is just really, really stupid.

 

[Caimekaze]

"Go snort some cutting your wrists!"

... Uhmm, what? Don't be an idiot.

I'd told him to go snort some anti-freeze after he yelled "Hehe, RETARD BABIES ARE FUNNY!"

 

[Zersy]

"Your mum"

1. unfinished sentance
2. no actual insult
3. can easily be turned into a compliment which i do when a sad low life tries it,,,, i say back to them "ya i know she makes awesome food"

4. just sounds plain dumb
5. is actually a cheap version of a yo momma joke but some idot thought it would be cool to just say the yo mom part and it will be even more cool (which it is not)

6. the devil himself thinks it's a crap and cheap way to insult
7. saying it to god won't work
9. again can be easily countered "hey there watch ya doing ?" other guy says "your mum" origianl guy replies "sigh,, i remember my mum she died so shockingly" other guy instantly relizies he is a offical asshole and tries to apologize then original guy says "HA gotcha ya !!!"

10. most people who say are useally low class and failing

 

[Ignatius87]

"Your hat is stupid." Sent to a friend of mine about 30 minutes after having an argument with someone in WoW. The funniest part was not that it was a dumb insult, but that it came a half hour after the argument was over.

 

[Zersy]

oh i forgot to say

"YOU F"£KING BLOWJOB"

that is the most funniest thing that someone has ever said to diss someone
there is no comeback for it

"You F£cking Blowjob" !

"ummm well ya,, so are you"

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

the weirdest ever, i would have to say "Fuck Your Couch" i have no fucking idea AT ALL what that is suppose to mean.

It's off the Chappelle's show in the episode with Charilie Murphey when Prince goes on his couch and starts rubbing dirt all over it screaming that line.

 

[thefrizzlefry]

the weirdest ever, i would have to say "Fuck Your Couch" i have no fucking idea AT ALL what that is suppose to mean.

It's a reference to Chapelle's Show.

 

[Hookman]

"Your mum"

1. unfinished sentance
2. no actual insult
3. can easily be turned into a compliment which i do when a sad low life tries it,,,, i say back to them "ya i know she makes awesome food"

4. just sounds plain dumb
5. is actually a cheap version of a yo momma joke but some idot thought it would be cool to just say the yo mom part and it will be even more cool (which it is not)

6. the devil himself thinks it's a crap and cheap way to insult
7. saying it to god won't work
9. again can be easily countered "hey there watch ya doing ?" other guy says "your mum" origianl guy replies "sigh,, i remember my mum she died so shockingly" other guy instantly relizies he is a offical asshole and tries to apologize then original guy says "HA gotcha ya !!!"

10. most people who say are useally low class and failing

Nearly every argument at my school descends to that hated phrase. Of course,whenever they say it to me I tell them my mum is dead and that really fucks them up!

 

[Zersy]

"Your mum"

1. unfinished sentance
2. no actual insult
3. can easily be turned into a compliment which i do when a sad low life tries it,,,, i say back to them "ya i know she makes awesome food"

4. just sounds plain dumb
5. is actually a cheap version of a yo momma joke but some idot thought it would be cool to just say the yo mom part and it will be even more cool (which it is not)

6. the devil himself thinks it's a crap and cheap way to insult
7. saying it to god won't work
9. again can be easily countered "hey there watch ya doing ?" other guy says "your mum" origianl guy replies "sigh,, i remember my mum she died so shockingly" other guy instantly relizies he is a offical asshole and tries to apologize then original guy says "HA gotcha ya !!!"

10. most people who say are useally low class and failing

Nearly every argument at my school descends to that hated phrase. Of course,whenever they say it to me I tell them my mum is dead and that really fucks them up!

I'm gonna use that !!!

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

Whenever I make fun of something or someone popular and people telling me I'm "jeAUluss!!!11!!"

It always perplexes me.