The strangest insult you've ever heard...

[Zersy]

"Your mum"

1. unfinished sentance
2. no actual insult
3. can easily be turned into a compliment which i do when a sad low life tries it,,,, i say back to them "ya i know she makes awesome food"

4. just sounds plain dumb
5. is actually a cheap version of a yo momma joke but some idot thought it would be cool to just say the yo mom part and it will be even more cool (which it is not)

6. the devil himself thinks it's a crap and cheap way to insult
7. saying it to god won't work
9. again can be easily countered "hey there watch ya doing ?" other guy says "your mum" origianl guy replies "sigh,, i remember my mum she died so shockingly" other guy instantly relizies he is a offical asshole and tries to apologize then original guy says "HA gotcha ya !!!"

10. most people who say are useally low class and failing

Don't you hate that, Its not realy an insult like you said , and some people say it too much.

There was this typical ignorant "Ghetto" ugly fat BI$CH in my school who used so much and thought she could get away with it

i didn't even bother because i garuntee if i proved her wrong she would have died from being proved wrong after spending her whole life being ignorant

I HATE IGNORANCE !

 

[somerandomguy76]

someone said "Go die, come back to life, then die again!"

Uh oh... that might've been me

 

[Dark-Dreymer]

It was winter and I couldn't find my hat so I borrowed my brothers, it had the Yu-Gi-Oh logo on it, this resulted in:
Random kid: I could beat you.
Me: WTF?
Random kid: I bet your whole deck is full of Elf Warriors.
Me: I'm still not sure what you're talking about.
Random kid: Yeah, keep walking.

Keep walking, I hear that one a lot. Is it an insult, a warning, advice?

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

I was called a "Milk Drinking Cow" once on Resistance. I had to remind him that cows don't drink milk. He left the game.

But really, this thread is irrelevant because we all know the real strange insult.

"Charismatic Stallion"

I don't believe it was supposed to be an insult, just an adjective.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

It was winter and I couldn't find my hat so I borrowed my brothers, it had the Yu-Gi-Oh logo on it, this resulted in:
Random kid: I could beat you.
Me: WTF?
Random kid: I bet your whole deck is full of Elf Warriors.
Me: I'm still not sure what you're talking about.
Random kid: Yeah, keep walking.

Keep walking, I hear that one a lot. Is it an insult, a warning, advice?

Warning/advice I would guess.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

This isn't a verbal insult but it seems to have become a trademark of mine.

Lift up on leg, put other arm underneath and raise middle finger.

 

[TZer0]

"You're a geek!"
Me: "So?"

 

[Loiosh91]

me and my friend were playing 2v2 Halo on xbox live and for some reason we were only killing one of the guys on the other team, we could never find the other dude

so the guy we keep killing is getting really pissed and throwing the usual trash-talk our way and he ran out of ideas so he says "DUDE!!! I'm gonna...I'm gonna RAPE YOUR CAT!!!!"

i fell out of my chair laughing

 

[sheic99]

"Your mum"

1. unfinished sentance
2. no actual insult
3. can easily be turned into a compliment which i do when a sad low life tries it,,,, i say back to them "ya i know she makes awesome food"

4. just sounds plain dumb
5. is actually a cheap version of a yo momma joke but some idot thought it would be cool to just say the yo mom part and it will be even more cool (which it is not)

6. the devil himself thinks it's a crap and cheap way to insult
7. saying it to god won't work
9. again can be easily countered "hey there watch ya doing ?" other guy says "your mum" origianl guy replies "sigh,, i remember my mum she died so shockingly" other guy instantly relizies he is a offical asshole and tries to apologize then original guy says "HA gotcha ya !!!"

10. most people who say are useally low class and failing

Nearly every argument at my school descends to that hated phrase. Of course,whenever they say it to me I tell them my mum is dead and that really fucks them up!

Someone actually tried that to me once. I replied "hmm... That explains why she wasn't moving." The argument can't go much farther south from there.

My favorite insult I ever said was, "You're so pathetic even dead bodies will reject you."

 

[Goldbling]

the weirdest ever, i would have to say "Fuck Your Couch" i have no fucking idea AT ALL what that is suppose to mean.

"Fuck your couch", is something Dave Chappel started, he was meant to be imitating Rick James

Edit: Oh yeah someone told me "Your an idiom", I think he watched the pink panther or sumthin

 

[snopake6]

A popular one at my school is "You wish."

Apparently it has no comeback, but I never really try to say stuff back to people when they insult me or whatever so I don't really know.

 

[Crowghast]

"You're a meanie-butt!"

Exceptionally childish, and endearing in some ways.

I'm not entirely sure why a full-grown man would say that to me.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

"You are a clorbag varblernelk!"

Anyone who gets the reference gets a cookie. Yes, I've heard it tossed around in real life.

"Looks like someone made INT their dump stat" is a personal favorite of mine.

 

[captainwillies]

the weirdest ever, i would have to say "Fuck Your Couch" i have no fucking idea AT ALL what that is suppose to mean.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kEryR5wj9o

 

[Avida]

A while ago i found a 40 year old school dictionary with decades of badly scrawled insults - my personal favorite was "Cock-veteran" XD

 

[Mystic Beef]

I've heard alot of strange insults but 'you have a metal leg' is the weirdest. Can't remember why it was said.

 

[Hachura]

Heard during a round of CoD4 TDM:

"Canada? That's the gayest continent ever!"

 

[whitelotus]

"You're a volatile compound!"

...no comment.

 

[Helm of Demonica]

It was more of compliment from a girl I had a crush on. "You remind me of my ex." What the hell does that mean? Am I like your ex that I have a shot at you or like I'm jerk that you would dump in a sec... Confused for life. (For more then one reason!)

 

[NeonZombie]

"Are you some kind of creeposaurus?" wtf did he mean..