The strangest insult you've ever heard...

[HavingTooMuchFun]

1st guy: "You Jerk!"
2nd guy: "Yes, I know you love me."

...wow 0_o

 

[Lukeje]

I keep trying to get 'Copper Nanotube' into the common vernacular as an insult along the lines of 'See You Next Tuesday', but nobody gets it...

 

[Vortex Traveller]

The worst insult I ever heard has got to be from my 10 year old Cousin. He was constantly being irritating and wouldn't leave me alone so I told him he was annoying me and asked him to go away, his response was this.

Him: "Yeah well you have a girlfriend."

Me: "errr and your point is?"

Him:"Your gross, you kiss her and stuff like that."

Me: "err ok...."

Then he walks off with some smug look on his face like he was thinking "Yeah, I really put him down" while I'm just sitting there thinking "WHAT???"

 

[Sewblon]

"Ha! You can use Robin as a motivation. Old style Robin, the one who didn't wear pants!" It made sense in context but by itself it was the most bizarre thing I ever heard.

 

[Avatar Roku]

the wierdest insult i heard was " piss giggle" wth do you say when your called a piss giggle?

Do what I do when insulted: Say "Thank You." You have no idea how much you will throw their ass off.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

The worst insult I ever heard has got to be from my 10 year old Cousin. He was constantly being irritating and wouldn't leave me alone so I told him he was annoying me and asked him to go away, his response was this.

Him: "Yeah well you have a girlfriend."

Me: "errr and your point is?"

Him:"Your gross, you kiss her and stuff like that."

Me: "err ok...."

Then he walks off with some smug look on his face like he was thinking "Yeah, I really put him down" while I'm just sitting there thinking "WHAT???"

He's ten. He still thinks girls are "icky"

 

[oddball121]

my personal favourite

"your a mean person, you dont deserve nice things"

 

[SharPhoe]

I've never had an insult that strange slung at me, but I *would* like to someday come across someone who is incredibly uneducated, call them an equestrian, and see how they react.

 

[spuddyt]

Well I think technically it was an insult when a guy said "Ereb ereb ereb nee"....
berch dich und essen mein scheizer

 

[orangebandguy]

I was called a ladybird once, no joke. I was suprised to say the least.

 

[Baneat]

Haha mate, you've got 2 balls!

....?

 

[Archaon6044]

actually it's that Monty Python line "Your mother was a hamster" etc. you all know what it is

 

[riftinducer]

actually it's that Monty Python line "Your mother was a hamster" etc. you all know what it is

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"

I'm surprised it took this long for that to come up.

 

[Jaythulhu]

I've been called "Cyclops" because I only have one functional eye. How I was supposed to be offended by that, I'll never know.

 

[Archaon6044]

actually it's that Monty Python line "Your mother was a hamster" etc. you all know what it is

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"

I'm surprised it took this long for that to come up.

you mean i was the first in 3 pages? wow

 

[wewontdie11]

I'll try and get this as phonetically correct as possible so you might be able to appreciate it more:

"Eeeeeh wot yee deein ya git dafty! Gerra wesh!"

I didn't even know how to reply to that. I didn't even fully comprehend what he said at the time but my Chav to English dictionary makes that "Hey, what are you doing you silly person. Get a wash.". Strange considering the person saying that looked like he just crawled out of a septic tank, and I was wearing a shirt and tie...

 

[superdance14]

Me: Have you realized that all you do is stick "your mom" on a phrase as an insult?
Dumbass: Oh yeah? Well... your mom!

 

[duckfi8]

"your terrendious"

really, that's not a word

 

[Sparrowsabre7]

If not already said "jizz cock" or "Piss kidney" +1 to anyone who gets the ref =P