The strangest insult you've ever heard...

[RAWKSTAR]

'I wish you wern't awesome so I could insult you'

Has been used on me.

Wicked pies.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

The weirdest ones all seem to come from me stringing a few swearwords together, laced with "Monkey" or "Chicken" because I couldn't think of anything.

 

[Booze Zombie]

"Your a fucking MILF." Some under class men said that to me a year ago. I still don't know what to think.

You're one sexy momma? I-unno.

 

[cthulhu257]

"Your mum"

1. unfinished sentance
2. no actual insult
3. can easily be turned into a compliment which i do when a sad low life tries it,,,, i say back to them "ya i know she makes awesome food"

4. just sounds plain dumb
5. is actually a cheap version of a yo momma joke but some idot thought it would be cool to just say the yo mom part and it will be even more cool (which it is not)

6. the devil himself thinks it's a crap and cheap way to insult
7. saying it to god won't work
9. again can be easily countered "hey there watch ya doing ?" other guy says "your mum" origianl guy replies "sigh,, i remember my mum she died so shockingly" other guy instantly relizies he is a offical asshole and tries to apologize then original guy says "HA gotcha ya !!!"

10. most people who say are useally low class and failing

Nearly every argument at my school descends to that hated phrase. Of course,whenever they say it to me I tell them my mum is dead and that really fucks them up!

Kind of like how at my school, you can't make jokes about anyone's sister, because then they always tell you they're about five, or something.

 

[ace_of_something]

"Smiling ***** Hole!" this was by someone who had a shaky grasp on english though. I'm pretty sure he meant to say "Smug Asshole"

 

[Scruffy Git]

"Go back to your own country you British fag"

Heard over Xbox Live during a Halo 2 game.

 

[Booze Zombie]

"Bob Dylan" after my dad walked past some guy in Cardiff.

 

[Joselyn]

"You shut your mouth when you're talkin' to me!"

 

[BaronAsh]

I once called someone an "asstard", but I had heard it somewhere before.

It's just so unique.

 

[Irridium]

I remember some kid called me a french fry once.
not exactly sure why

and another where someone said "Go die, come back to life, then die again!"

 

[TheMadDoctorsCat]

"Well f--k me sideways and call me Daddy."

Not so much an insult as an expression of surprise, but it's always baffled me nonetheless. Aren't the first two words, if given the correct emphasis, enough to carry the point?

 

[Booze Zombie]

I once called someone an "asstard", but I had heard it somewhere before.

It's just so unique.

Sounds like something the Angry Video Game Nerd would say.

 

[riftinducer]

Heard on COD4 online, although not aimed at me:

"I wish you were a penis so I could stick you in my mouth."

I THINK he was trying to insult someone, but, seriously? He sounded 12 years old, but still....

Needless to say the argument that was happening at the time died very quickly.

 

[DM master]

My fave insult is Batty jaffer Also Fudge Packer is quite an odd one

Your mum is used to much now so is "thats what she said"

 

[sky14kemea]

"you have a dumb face"

gee thanks

another one is a "your mum" one, but it was my bro who said it to me...
we have the same mum...

 

[Baby Tea]

A buddy of mine on XBL keeps telling people: Oh yeah? Well you have two dads!
Seems to work.

 

[johnman]

"Fuck a duck and go die!"

I get the go die part, but what does duck fucking have to do with anything?

 

[experiment0789]

"Your mum"

1. unfinished sentance
2. no actual insult
3. can easily be turned into a compliment which i do when a sad low life tries it,,,, i say back to them "ya i know she makes awesome food"

4. just sounds plain dumb
5. is actually a cheap version of a yo momma joke but some idot thought it would be cool to just say the yo mom part and it will be even more cool (which it is not)

6. the devil himself thinks it's a crap and cheap way to insult
7. saying it to god won't work
9. again can be easily countered "hey there watch ya doing ?" other guy says "your mum" origianl guy replies "sigh,, i remember my mum she died so shockingly" other guy instantly relizies he is a offical asshole and tries to apologize then original guy says "HA gotcha ya !!!"

10. most people who say are useally low class and failing

Don't you hate that, Its not realy an insult like you said , and some people say it too much.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I was called a "Milk Drinking Cow" once on Resistance. I had to remind him that cows don't drink milk. He left the game.

But really, this thread is irrelevant because we all know the real strange insult.

"Charismatic Stallion"

 

[IanB.]

I got one guy really pissed off on tf2 and i think he said "I will eat your cock with aggression"




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