The strangest insult you've ever heard...

[oddball121]

my personal favourite

"your a mean person, you dont deserve nice things"

Gold. Pure gold.

why thank you.

 

[OriginalError]

I had an grown Italian man once tell me

"May the fleas of a thousand dogs nest in your testicles"

Which I thought was an absolutely fantastic insult. Especially when you say it in Italian.

 

[Clashero]

You fight like a dairy farmer!

Why a bunch of kids who were at least two years younger then me were starting a fight with me I don't know, but that's not imporant.

anyway, the the "discussion" went something like this.

Them: "Oi! Where do you think ya' gon'?!"

Me: "Sorry, kids but I make it a habbit not to fight anyone shorter then the length of my penis, good day."

*sometime passes while they process what i've said.*

Them: "Well then you must have a pretty big dick!!"

More them: "Yeah, BIG DICK!!"

I was stunned to silence... Just before I pissed myself laughing.

U R WINNAR!!

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

You fight like a dairy farmer!

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

 

[Darth Revan 192]

For me during a halo 3 game: "Oh yeah?!? Well, your mom has a vagina!" I laughed until my sides hurt.

 

[JokerGrin]

One kid called another a "trouserface". I can't imagine anything more insulting, personally.

 

[thiosk]

Nearly every argument at my school descends to that hated phrase. Of course,whenever they say it to me I tell them my mum is dead and that really fucks them up!

There seems to be a disproportionate number of dead mums among internet users. No one can mention this without someone bringing their dead mum.

 

[damselgaming]

"You're such a white china fondue set."

 

[The-Big-D]

When a chav shouted at me.

"Well Atleast I Dont Eat Toast!"

I didnt know whether to roll on the floor laughing or mock him for his stupidity.

 

[Clashero]

You fight like a dairy farmer!

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

u can has my internetz
Seriously, every insult in Monkey Island is an instant classic. Not only the Insult swordfighting, but some of the NPC's have some great insults. Like Eddie Van Halen... sorry, Edward Van Helgen in Curse of Monkey Island, after you sing him a song. "Incredible!" "Was I really that good?" "No, it's incredible that your singing is so atrocious that it's actually causing me to experience physical pain!"

 

[Jumplion]

Nearly every argument at my school descends to that hated phrase. Of course,whenever they say it to me I tell them my mum is dead and that really fucks them up!

Ah yeah! I love doing that.

"So was your mom!"

"Ahem, um, necrophilia much?"

and if they ask "Uh, what's necrophilia", it just adds icing to the cake.

 

[Lukeje]

You fight like a dairy farmer!

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

I've spoken with apes more polite then you!

 

[Trilby]

Someone once quoted PA at me and called me a Mexican Jew-Lizard.
Fortunately I knew the response.

 

[Clashero]

Nearly every argument at my school descends to that hated phrase. Of course,whenever they say it to me I tell them my mum is dead and that really fucks them up!

There seems to be a disproportionate number of dead mums among internet users. No one can mention this without someone bringing their dead mum.

It's just to lower their guard so you can come up with YOUR insult. Like the Rob and Elliot comic "Hey man! Not funny! My mom died like that! Let me go!"
"WHAT? Oh my god, I'm sorry, I didn't know--2
BONK!

 

[LewsTherin]

You're such a pocket of piss!

I told them to keep their incontinence to themselves.

 

[Gamine]

rotflmao, some people are quite silly.

A ****** of a negative integer IQ

 

[kyouger]

I hate you with the fiery passion of a million Foreman grills!

Yup, I've actually used that one.

 

[GuerrillaClock]

Some chav walked up to a friend of mine in the street and said "the best thing what happened to you when you were born and you rolled down ya mam's leg".

One day, I'll work out what it means.

 

[LilGherkin]

Yelling isn't the same as being right so lower your voice a little cause it's not helping