The strangest insult you've ever heard...
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Not entirely a single insult, but rather a conversation:
Him: "Go home to your fucking noodles, you *untranslatable racial derogatory term*"
Me: "At least I'm eating something decent, Pizza Face!"
Him: "So what? It's good Danish food"
at that point I just stopped arguing.
Him: "Go home to your fucking noodles, you *untranslatable racial derogatory term*"
Me: "At least I'm eating something decent, Pizza Face!"
Him: "So what? It's good Danish food"
at that point I just stopped arguing.
I was standing on a street corner and a guy was crossing from the opposite side and a van almost ran him over he gave them the bird and someone from the van screamed "Go back to Kansas!"
In which he replied "NOO! I JUST GO OUT OF THERE!" he feel to his knees and yelled "I WON'T GO BACK!!!!!"
It was quite funny and I forever give the guy props for responding like he did.
In which he replied "NOO! I JUST GO OUT OF THERE!" he feel to his knees and yelled "I WON'T GO BACK!!!!!"
It was quite funny and I forever give the guy props for responding like he did.
I found a pretty good Shakespeare insult in Taming of the Shrew:
Petruccio: Come, come, you wasp, i?faith you are too angry.
Katherine: If I be waspish, best beware my sting.
Petruccio: My remedy is then to pluck it out.
Katherine: Ay, if the fool could find where it lies.
Petruccio: Who knows not where a wasp does wear his sting? In his tail.
Katherine: In his tongue!
Petruccio: Whose tongue?
Katherine: Yours, if you talk of tales, and so farewell!
Petruccio: What, with my tongue in your tail?
Petruccio: Come, come, you wasp, i?faith you are too angry.
Katherine: If I be waspish, best beware my sting.
Petruccio: My remedy is then to pluck it out.
Katherine: Ay, if the fool could find where it lies.
Petruccio: Who knows not where a wasp does wear his sting? In his tail.
Katherine: In his tongue!
Petruccio: Whose tongue?
Katherine: Yours, if you talk of tales, and so farewell!
Petruccio: What, with my tongue in your tail?
Heh, yeah I get that a lot. I've been growing my hair for over 5 years so it is a considerable length. They do it because you can't react, all you have to do it turn to them and either:Hookman said:
a) Clap, slowly and patronisingly
b) Say, 'Yes... congratulations for noticing, now what colour is the sky!' (Or whatever)
That makes them shut up and look like an idiot.
"Your going to hell! You sick bastard!"
In response to me telling the kid I'm atheist.
I'm not quite sure if that was supposed to insult me, or convert me.
In response to me telling the kid I'm atheist.
I'm not quite sure if that was supposed to insult me, or convert me.
well thank you for clarifying that for me, i had seen that episode alredy but i must have forgotten it.thefrizzlefry said:
After finding out I lived in Canada a kid said "Go back to Europe" ... still trying to figure that one out.
Kid:
Me: "Uh... we lost, you know?
Kid: ... *leaves*
*ensuing laughter*
Kid:
Me: "Uh... we lost, you know?
Kid: ... *leaves*
*ensuing laughter*
Nuts, I was going to say that one, good thing I checkedArchaon6044 said:
Strangest insult I had was when I was told to "go pick some grass" :S
No, I didn't understand either
