The Sun, a mass murderer!!

[Spirultima]

To be serious, about this, the Sun as we know keeps us alive, as we evolved and adapted around it, so could it be capable of murder (And now back to stupid) not random, but well planned?

The people in heated areas, their bodies develop black skin...And them came slavery, racism and stereotypes, ergo indirect murder (also known as accessory to murder).

(Seriousness: 100%) Its not a murderer obviously, but it is ironic that something that we adapted too has hand in the killing of other humans.

EDIT: This thread started as being satirical, but I got to serious. Regardless, in human law it would be a criminal.

EDIT 2: The Sun is truly a murderer, what do you think the origami killer uses?

 

[A Pious Cultist]

I take it that's some good pot you've got there?

 

[sms_117b]

buuuuuuut, it's a object and as such would only be classed as a weapon.

haha!

Seriously though, it may kill directly or indirectly, but it keeps way more alive

 

[Paget]

Our path is clear. We must arrest the sun.

Someone start making some big ass, heat resistant cuffs.

I'll go get the Sheriff

 

[Spirultima]

I take it that's some good pot you've got there?

No, not really, just a hell of a lot of time to think of this stuff (I thought it up when I was making the bed one day...Along with 2 other revelations)

 

[Elsarild]

But if the sun wasen't there, we woulnd't exsist, so if it wasen't there, it would be the reason for us not beeing here, therefor, it would be a even bigger murdere if it didn't exsist?

I confused myself there xD

 

[Diablini]

I take it that's some good pot you've got there?

/thread

 

[Spirultima]

Totally unrelated, but can an African person get sun burnt? Or is that part of the reason why their skin color became black?
OT: No, it's an object, not a person.

The skin developed to withstand the sun's intensity, so they could, just they could withstand more heat then a white persons skin.

 

[El Poncho]

The lack of sun caused the black people who moved north to have a paler complextion causing the slavery so no sun = murder.

 

[GundamSentinel]

Yeah, we should ban H2O as well, kills thousands each year... Oh wait, let's abolish oxygen while where at it, degenerates cellular structure and forces us to advertise those damn antioxydants... Good going.

 

[Skeleon]

Well, no, as it's just a fireball. Not even a big one compared to most other suns.
It's not guiding our evolution to cause pain, it's just there.

 

[Spirultima]

Yeah, we should ban H2O as well, kills thousands each year... Oh wait, let's abolish oxygen while where at it, degenerates cellular structure and forces us to advertise those damn antioxydants... Good going.

Why stop there?

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I take it that's some good pot you've got there?

Given his track record, he hasn't smoked it yet.

 

[Elsarild]

Let us destroy the earths core, think of all the lives we'll save if we didn't have gravity? =D NO MORE FALLING TO YOUR DEATH!

But we would still die horribly.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I take it that's some good pot you've got there?

Given his track record, he hasn't smoked it yet.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

It's like you've attempted to draw a straight line from Point a to Point B, but went on a big, curvy, jerky detour.

That's a very, very, very abstract way to look at it, and to be honest, I'm going to disregard it. I can see what you mean, but it doesn't make any sense to blame racial discrimination on a flaming ball of hydrogen and helium.

 

[Skeleon]

Yeah, we should ban H2O as well, kills thousands each year...

And did you know that cancers consist mostly of H2O?!?
And you know who else consisted mostly of water? Hitler. Stalin. Mao. The list goes on.

 

[JimmerDunda]

Without the sun there would be no us.

/thread