The Sun, a mass murderer!!

[titanium turtle]

yeah, lets put the sun in prison- but then well all be fucked

 

[JWAN]

Its time to water board the Sun to see what it knows

 

[JWAN]

Oh, I thought you meant the paper as in 'the sun'

^ I thought of that too, and I say

hijacke'd thread is hijacke'd

time to arrest "the sun"

 

[Zorg Machine]

This is the dumbest thread I have ever heard

BTW an even better example of this absolutely ridiculous argument would be heat stroke and skin cancer.

You just made an observation that things in the world are linked, good for you.

Time for my argument!

The ocean is a murderer, remember that Tsunami?

See, anyone can do it, it is just a waste of time.

actually an earthquake made the water form into a tsunami. If I push a man so that he falls on someone and breaks their neck does he get charged with murder? our path is now clear, we must destroy... the Earth.

yeah, lets put the sun in prison- but then well all be fucked

not if we construct the prison arond it.

 

[ShakyFiend]

Oh, I thought you meant the paper as in 'the sun'

^ I thought of that too, and I say

hijacke'd thread is hijacke'd

time to arrest "the sun"

YES YES!! destroy that godawful paper in the same way as its namesake; IN FIRE AND DEATH AND PAIN!!!

 

[Spirultima]

Oh, I thought you meant the paper as in 'the sun'

^ I thought of that too, and I say

hijacke'd thread is hijacke'd

time to arrest "the sun"

YES YES!! destroy that godawful paper in the same way as its namesake; IN FIRE AND DEATH AND PAIN!!!

Burn them all! We will recreate the Templar massacre!!

 

[King of the N00bs]

Heres to you mr. random strange-but-thoughtful-epiphany-person (mr. strange-but-thoughtful-epiphany-person!)

Simon and Garfunklol?

Bud Light presents to you real men of genius (real men of genius!)
lol

 

[Danpascooch]

This is the dumbest thread I have ever heard

BTW an even better example of this absolutely ridiculous argument would be heat stroke and skin cancer.

You just made an observation that things in the world are linked, good for you.

Time for my argument!

The ocean is a murderer, remember that Tsunami?

See, anyone can do it, it is just a waste of time.

actually an earthquake made the water form into a tsunami. If I push a man so that he falls on someone and breaks their neck does he get charged with murder? our path is now clear, we must destroy... the Earth.

yeah, lets put the sun in prison- but then well all be fucked

not if we construct the prison arond it.

But what created the Earth? Ok guys, we have a new mission, first we must find out whether there is a god or not, if there is, we must destroy him

If there is not, we must destroy physics itself!

 

[Zorg Machine]

But what created the Earth? Ok guys, we have a new mission, first we must find out whether there is a god or not, if there is, we must destroy him

If there is not, we must destroy physics itself!

Actually the thing that created the earth was a rock that was slightly bigger than the rest so it pulled the other rocks towards it so that they were all one big rock (a bit more to it bit it's basically this) so we just need to destroy the earths core. or we could go back in time and contain the big bang but it's easier to just drill a hole and throw down some nukes.

 

[KaiRai]

Any other Brits here think he meant the newspaper!?

 

[Danpascooch]

But what created the Earth? Ok guys, we have a new mission, first we must find out whether there is a god or not, if there is, we must destroy him

If there is not, we must destroy physics itself!

Actually the thing that created the earth was a rock that was slightly bigger than the rest so it pulled the other rocks towards it so that they were all one big rock (a bit more to it bit it's basically this) so we just need to destroy the earths core. or we could go back in time and contain the big bang but it's easier to just drill a hole and throw down some nukes.

I don't think a couple nukes would do anything more than create some earthquakes

remember, the earth is big

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Yeah, we should ban H2O as well, kills thousands each year... Oh wait, let's abolish oxygen while where at it, degenerates cellular structure and forces us to advertise those damn antioxydants... Good going.

Why stop there?

Yeah, Why stop there? We should just ban mass and energy, without those noone will ever get killed again. Someone get the anti-matter and start searching for a way to destroy energy.

 

[Spirultima]

Yeah, we should ban H2O as well, kills thousands each year... Oh wait, let's abolish oxygen while where at it, degenerates cellular structure and forces us to advertise those damn antioxydants... Good going.

Why stop there?

Yeah, Why stop there? We should just ban mass and energy, without those noone will ever get killed again. Someone get the anti-matter and start searching for a way to destroy energy.

Its simple, split the atom, send trillions of nukes all over the universe, then nothing can kill anyone ever again.

 

[Spirultima]

But what created the Earth? Ok guys, we have a new mission, first we must find out whether there is a god or not, if there is, we must destroy him

If there is not, we must destroy physics itself!

Actually the thing that created the earth was a rock that was slightly bigger than the rest so it pulled the other rocks towards it so that they were all one big rock (a bit more to it bit it's basically this) so we just need to destroy the earths core. or we could go back in time and contain the big bang but it's easier to just drill a hole and throw down some nukes.

I don't think a couple nukes would do anything more than create some earthquakes

remember, the earth is big

Actually a big enough chuck taken from the earth could affect its orbit and the sun would pull the earth in, ergo, the annihilation of earth.

 

[Captain Blackout]

Without the sun there would be no us.

/thread

But on that thesis, you are basically saying no living being can exist without one single thing we need.

For the most part ya, most if not all need the sun to survive. Even if they do not directly need the sun, their food will most likely need the sun to survive too.

Also this isn't a matter of thesis, this is a matter of scientific fact. Stop trying to act like a philosophical wannabee.

Creatures at the bottom of the ocean live on chemicals vented from tubes through the crust. While the solar system is dependent on the Sun here, options abound. Stop ignoring the breadth of reality so you can make silly comments at posters.

 

[Del-Toro]

But if the sun wasen't there, we woulnd't exsist, so if it wasen't there, it would be the reason for us not beeing here, therefor, it would be a even bigger murdere if it didn't exsist?

I confused myself there xD

That would be quite the murder/suicide wouldn't it?

Seriously though, you can't blame a fucking star for human screw ups, and racial differences did not give humans the capacity to murder, whites have always killed whites, blacks have always killed blacks, look at Japanese and Chinese history, they've ALWAYS been at it, and even if racism had never occured, there would still be some interracial violence, since you'd have white guys pissing off black guys and vice versa.

Also, we really need to get around to arresting the wind, Tornados have killed for the last time (until further notice)!

 

[TheBigInterview]

It's not an accessory to murder. We (the whites) chose to enslave the Africans and indigenous tribes not based on skin color but on their living standard. Just look at the Egyptians and the Jews, both similar but the Jews were enslaved on basis of religion.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

The Sun is indeed horrible. Someday it will be brought to justice for its crimes against humanity.

Spoiler: The Sun

Edit: Drat all you ninjas bogarting my style.

 

[Danpascooch]

But what created the Earth? Ok guys, we have a new mission, first we must find out whether there is a god or not, if there is, we must destroy him

If there is not, we must destroy physics itself!

Actually the thing that created the earth was a rock that was slightly bigger than the rest so it pulled the other rocks towards it so that they were all one big rock (a bit more to it bit it's basically this) so we just need to destroy the earths core. or we could go back in time and contain the big bang but it's easier to just drill a hole and throw down some nukes.

I don't think a couple nukes would do anything more than create some earthquakes

remember, the earth is big

Actually a big enough chuck taken from the earth could affect its orbit and the sun would pull the earth in, ergo, the annihilation of earth.

Oh look, the "genius" who made such an intelligent thread is weighing in.

We are way too far for the sun for that to ever happen, a meteor would turn this planet to dust before it got big enough to send us into the sun.