The superpower/weakness game

[Daniosislestat]

only problem is that when you do it it sounds like you pass wind therefore it is embarrassing and thus forth you dont do it

the ability to control time itself

-Danny-

 

[ThreeWords]

however, you change to match the time. eg if you back to when you were 4, you will be 4

An infinite chocolate bar (you take a bite, and there's still a whole chocolate bar!)

 

[SnowCold]

But Chocolate is gross D=

The power to shapeshift as many times as you want

 

[ThreeWords]

but you transform completely (eg if you become an animal, you don't remember being human)

an infinitely deep pocket, which can hold as much stuff as you want

 

[Lenwe13531]

but it can only be useless stuff, like rocks and pocket lint

the power to be able to fix bugs and viruses on your computer, by just blinking you eyes.

 

[The_Chief]

but everytime you blink you do it, and you get dust in your eyes, so you break it by using it to much

the power to make my girlfriend unsad without killing her or getting back to gether with her(break ups suck)

 

[Ramthundar]

And you do, with no side effects or bad stuff (yay happy moments! Yay!)

The power to make ice-cream of any flavor with your hands!

 

[Dr Commie]

But it tastes like the most disgusting thing you last touched.

The power to know any given fact at any given time.

 

[runedeadthA]

Except where your damn keys are.

Being able manipulate time

 

[Edhelgwae]

But you need a tardis.

The power of love.

 

[Aqualung]

Too bad it only works on yourself with inanimate objects. "This couch.. it's so soft..!"

The power to kill your enemy from 200 yards away, with MIND BULLETS! That's telekenisis.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Kyle.

Had to, sorry.

but all your enemies possess mind shields.
The power to make governments act correctly (i.e. in the interest of the small guy/individual rather than in the interest of the big name corporations)

 

[Daniosislestat]

however it only works on governments that are soon to be out of power (in other words what every government does in desperation to be re-elected)

the ability to transform any part of your body into any, key, blade, tool WITHOUT it staying that way after

-Danny-

 

[ThreeWords]

however, it happens randomly, which can be kinda embarrassing/unhelpful/lethal

the the power to resist the effects of all the powers mentioned in this thread

 

[ThreeWords]

however, said device refuses to work except when your merging, so you can only use one thing at a time, and it's a serious chore

the power to cause other people's abilities to screw up, with no side effect happening to you

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

However, you screw up everyone's abilities, leading to them finding a way to destroy their own abilities and become normal people. Therefore, no one has powers any more, and your own power becomes incredibly, utterly, useless.

The power to always know where and when you are.

 

[ThreeWords]

but it's like someone constantly telling you that, and it becomes really annoying, and stops you from actually using the information you gain.

The power to make a power for this thread that has no weakness

 

[Lord George]

But you kill off internet connections meaning you can never tell anyone

The power to live a happy life with no worries or problems

 

[RagnorakTres]

But you still die. Painfully.

The power to ignore all stupid people.