The superpower/weakness game

[Owned by 3 year olds]

But anyone under the IQ of 200 is considered stupid,so you ignore everyone except snobby and concieted geniuses.

The power to shoot random items from your hand.

 

[The_Chief]

you shoot poison darts out of your hand but it gets caught and you die

the power to make my ex girlfriend un depressed and for her to talk to me again, or for me to have the courage to ask out another girl(fear of rejection)

OR LAZORS

 

[Ramthundar]

but you find no powers can give courage or love, and find out you must find it yourself, perhaps through the help of friends. DR.PHIL ON YOUR LAZOR BUTT!

The power of Oprah!

 

[Aqualung]

Alas! It only works on American housewives, who turn to Doctor Phil on Oprah's commercials, forget they were watching Oprah, and then miss the rest of her show.

The power to make movie-to-film adaptations GOOD.

 

[terribleyetfun]

but you only make adaptations of things that were popular 20 to 50 years ago and are now not popular so while it remains faithful nobody cares about it

the power of summoning.

 

[prinxess]

But only summoning a potato.

The power of curing cancer.

 

[ThreeWords]

but only by moving onto your own body

the power to shoot shurikins(?) and lighting, which do not hurt/damage/cause problems to anyone except the target you choose

 

[Sindaine]

It only works once, and you have to think REEEEEEEEEEAAAAALLLLY hard to do it.

The ability to teleport.

 

[Marv21]

Onto the sun!

The ability to change into any animal you touch...like the Anamorphs!

 

[frank220]

You only touch snails.

The power to set someone up the bomb.

 

[Ramthundar]

But you have a hard time reading the horribly garbled instructions, and blow yourself up.

The power to control power in all it's forms!

 

[terribleyetfun]

but the power overloads your body and kills you.

the ability to say the perfect awesomely funny one liner at exactly the right moment.

 

[prinxess]

But nobody can hear it.

The power to regenerate your cells.

 

[t.tocs]

But they mutate into the T-Veronica virus and ruin your day...

The ability to turn women's clothing into liquid that falls off their bodies...

 

[JCTiger]

But it only works on Preop Transsexuals

The ability to stumble really well

 

[t.tocs]

...but there is always a brick wall to greet your face

The ability to summon thousands of gophers to do your bidding...

 

[Sindaine]

Dude, they're GOPHERS. They can't understand your instructions, and aren't smart enough to really do anything even if they did.

You can now read minds, awesome!

 

[TJM8]

but only the minds of 12 year old boys that play CoD and Halo online and you can't shut them up.

you can transform any matter into food

 

[ThreeWords]

but it still tastes like what it was before

The power to absorb information from books, just by touching them

 

[prinxess]

But only books for three year olds.

The power to switch gender at will.