The superpower/weakness game

[The_Chief]

it only works on sea horses, congratulations ur now both

the power to jizz in my pants

 

[Lord Beautiful]

You jizz in your pants, and not into... a more appropriate receptical.

I command the power to control the minds and bodies of inebriated caterpillars.

 

[Lusperus]

They all become self-aware and begin slowly eating away at your body painfully.

The power to be extremly lucky

 

[ThreeWords]

but only bad luck

the power to steal peoples powers if they are worth having

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

But those powers still have weakness.

The ability to be a crack shot with every gun.

 

[ThreeWords]

unfortunately, that crack shot always hits your foot.

The power to be bulletproof!

 

[SnowCold]

but you die from everything else, including air

The power to grow and shrink parts of my body *wink*

 

[prinxess]

But only for 1.2 seconds.

The power to make people fall..

 

[ThreeWords]

but only straight onto your head.

The power to be unhateable (no one is able to hold a grudge against you)

 

[SnowCold]

but also unlovable

The power of heart

 

[ThreeWords]

that is, to make your heart appear in your hand, instantly killing you.

the power to never die

 

[world_of_dragons]

but when you get gunned down, you find its the power to never die on your own

the power to control electrical devices for your own ends

 

[Sindaine]

They overload after ten seconds, unfortunately.

The power to communicate with animals.

 

[ThreeWords]

but its all animals all the time, making it impossible to kill anyhting, even a bug, and you get constantly annoyed by all the animals moaning and telling you their problems.

the power to read peoples minds when you look at them.

 

[Sindaine]

It only works on really ugly people.

The power to walk on water.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

but only in puddles

the power to erase minds except my own.

 

[SmartIdiot]

It's difficult to retrieve valuable information once it's deleted.

The power to make people feel exactly what you're feeling.

 

[Tesgami]

You feel so sick with world you want to destroy everything.

Power over water and ice?

 

[Afterburn]

You overpower water and ice, but they turn into fire that burns you to death.

The power to peel an apple without even touching it.

 

[ThreeWords]

but you cant control the power, and you either peel too much off and are left with the core, or you start peeling everything in the room (including people)

the power to turn invisible at will, and stay visible when you want to