The superpower/weakness game

[scatmanfan]

But it only works when you need to stop metal gear.

The Power of AWESOME!!!!

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

...which doesn't apply to you, since you are not, obviously.

The Power to Abolish Bon Jovi.

 

[chumpzilla_69]

But only to in the 18th century

The power of elasticity

 

[AZSolii]

...but you can only use it when you flail like a muppet.

You obtain the ability to summon anything in the world that you have first hand knowledge of...

 

[Thaepheux]

But you've been knocked on the head too many times, you have silly brain now.. you can only summon M&M's... the peanut kind...

The power of awesome.

 

[Avalanche91]

doesnt work since at least 3 people already wanted it before you ^^

the power to shoot shuriken and lightning

 

[terribleyetfun]

your on fire and not the awesome kind of fire the kind that burns you to a crisp

the power to wield a sword like a master

 

[Kuropan]

But you're incredibly klutzy in every other aspect of your life.

The power to create sonic blasts.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

At exactly one decibel. No one is effected by it save gnats, and them only minorly.

The power of having a prehensile demon tail.

 

[terribleyetfun]

but the tail only sticks straight out so it looks kinda awkward when you bend over to pick something up

the power to change the channel with your mind

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

But only to mind-numbingly boring channels.

The power to force others to go through Quick-Time Events for real.

 

[SnowCold]

but they aren't yahtzee

the power to turn your butt-hole into a laser pointer

 

[sineamora]

But only when receiving anal sex.

The power to control a country.

 

[NeoAC]

However that country is Tuvalu.

The power to instantly turn anyone emo...

 

[terribleyetfun]

you use this power to much causing everyone you know into emos this makes you depressed and then you yourself become an emo

the power to transform into a towering monster

 

[SnowCold]

A monster towerring over an ant

the power of bing awsome

 

[chumpzilla_69]

But you suck at it

The power of SHRUBBERY!

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

But first, you must cut down the tallest tree in this forest (points thataway)...with a herring!

The power of originality.

 

[chumpzilla_69]

But it has to have been done before

The power of Nuclear Radiation

 

[SnowCold]

On your self, and you die.

the power of being sexy