Three.The Madman said:I miss old Lara Croft, before they made her all edgy and hardcore. She only gunned down the occasional exotic creature that was out to kill her, this new Lara is straight up horrifically murdering dozens and dozens of people who get in her way in the most gruesome ways imaginable.
You know how many people Lara killed in the first Tomb Raider? One. One person, and even then she regretted it. It was a big deal that a human died. In the new game you'll be pickaxing random people in the head within the first few hours.
sigh
I guess I just miss when a game like Tomb Raider could be lighthearted adventure and fun. Not everything needs to be all serious after all.
Three people.
Larson, Kane, and "Skater Kid". And it wasn't played up at all. That was only in the Anniversary edition. -___-
In Tomb Raider 2, she takes on the Italian mob and a whole freaking cult. Dead dudes everywhere.
Tomb Raider III pit her against a nasty corporation in London (all those poor security guards), a gang in Nevada, the entire staff of Area 51 and a bunch of miners and (gasp) native Polynesians.
Tomb Raider 4 had her killing off loads of ninjas, hired goons and mercenaries (and was, for the record, the first time that Lara went dark and edgy, if only a bit).
Tomb Raider 5 was better, but she still had a whole section of killing off a research team... one of them even got a nasty crowbar to the head in a cutscene.
Tomb Raider 6 was just violent to the point of hilarity (and, for the record, was the SECOND time Tomb Raider went dark and edgy, only far moreso than the new Tomb Raider could ever hope to be).
Tomb Raider 7/Legend had a new high in body count. Yakuza, archaeolgists, hired thugs, oh my!
Tomb Raider 8/Anniversary was not violent against people. It's literally the only one.
If I recall, though, Tomb Raider Underworld did better too.
At any rate, you're wearing some of the rosiest glasses I've ever seen. I'm a bit impressed, really.