The Thread of Love

MammothBlade · Aug 8, 2013

They make money!

Organ burglars.

Teoes · Aug 8, 2013

Someone needs organs, amirite?

Die Hard 5.

kailus13 · Aug 10, 2013

Didn't have Shia Labeouf.

Shia Labeouf.

Dangit2019 · Aug 10, 2013

Natural actor when he's in a good role.

Scat porn

Neuromancer · Aug 10, 2013

It reminds you that there are people out there that greatly surpass whatever casual fetishes you may have.

Incest.

EeveeElectro · Aug 10, 2013

At least their kids with the 6 fingers and three eyes will get bullied in school instead of you!

Stepping in dog poo.

Teoes · Aug 12, 2013

Someone's got to do their bit to spread it around and if it doesn't get walked into a shop, what will they have to clean up?

Hemorrhoids

Neuromancer · Aug 12, 2013

You get to shit blood! (Which is almost as good as getting to shit gold)

Schizophrenia.

kailus13 · Aug 14, 2013

Means you always have someone to talk to.

Tooth decay.

Kitsune Hunter · Aug 14, 2013

A good way to remember to brush your teeth

Heart break

Morsomk_v1legacy · Aug 14, 2013

At least now you will know how it feels to have your heart broken.

Depression

Neuromancer · Aug 25, 2013

No hopes means no disappointments.

Death.

EeveeElectro · Aug 26, 2013

No more tax, no more pain, no more dickheads to deal with!

Allergic reactions.

Teoes · Aug 27, 2013

They let you know you're alive, while they cut off your airway.

An actual functioning penis on your forehead.

EeveeElectro · Sep 13, 2013

Twice the orgasms!

A bear attack.

Teoes · Sep 13, 2013

Chicks dig scars.

Snorting wasabi

Kitsune Hunter · Sep 13, 2013

It's funny to watch your friends suffer

Fanboys

EeveeElectro · Sep 14, 2013

They're funny to laugh at.

Your pants falling down in public.

Morsomk_v1legacy · Sep 14, 2013

At least you know that your pants are now not usable in public.

Death of a friend.

Teoes · Sep 16, 2013

You get dibs on his stereo.

Being sat on by an ox.