The Thread of Love

EeveeElectro · Sep 23, 2013

Well it's an interesting way to go!

Falling down a hole.

Morsomk_v1legacy · Sep 23, 2013

Well I heard that there is a lovely sensation that you can only feel when you are falling down a hole.

Buying something and not getting it.

game-lover · Sep 23, 2013

Um... it helps you build character by teaching you how to deal with... unexpected situations.

Locking yourself out of your home or car.

DyqstARD · Sep 23, 2013

Bragging rights if you live
captcha: stinky feet

Being hit by a bus

Teoes · Sep 24, 2013

As Kick-Ass showed it leads to bowling, ice cream and a butterfly knife.

Smelly socks

Morsomk_v1legacy · Sep 24, 2013

Well you know now that you have to wash them.

Bad table.

Teoes · Sep 25, 2013

The yolk's definitely running then, and all set for the dipping of the soldiers!

Mr Slippyfist.

TheRiddler · Oct 23, 2013

He's a special friend to the children.

The Last Airbender

Barbas · Nov 19, 2013

There was some quality facial hair going on in that game.

Getting your hand stuck in a window.

Teoes · Nov 27, 2013

They rhyme and that's cute.

Rotten apples.

hickwarrior · Nov 27, 2013

You can make a new apple tree out of it. Maybe.

humid heat

Barbas · Nov 27, 2013

It slows down and confuses the prey.

Splinters.

Teoes · Nov 28, 2013

All the similar fun of popping zits, with none of the pus!

Athlete's Foot.

Barbas · Dec 2, 2013

Nailing them to your front door keeps away unwanted visitors.

Influenza.

Morsomk_v1legacy · Dec 2, 2013

Well, you can stay in bed longer.

Burnt meat