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Mrmac23

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Discuss your current endeavours in your Total War campaigns. Manipulated two nations into attacking eachother, then steal all their land? Defended your city from 1500 armoured knights with 200 basic millitia? Seen the AI do something really thick? Tell us about it here.
 

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After a crushing defeat in Asia Minor, my general unit alone escaped to one of my most distant cites. One turn later, the same force was upon me. With no time to bring up reinforcements, I was forced to defend the city against over 600 men, with only my general unit...and my general unit had only 2 men. They didn't win, but what more epic of a death could you ask for?

Edit: I'd just like to specify that I don't suck, and that the only reason why I mentioned this one was because it was the most spectacular.
 

Mrmac23

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gigastrike said:
Edit: I'd just like to specify that I don't suck, and that the only reason why I mentioned this one was because it was the most spectacular.
Not all defeats are bad, you know. It's arguably more satisfying than winning to know that while your 600 men all died, they took down 2000 enemies with them. Speaking of which, i'm playing as the Scottish in Medieval 2. I had an army made up almost entirely of Pilgrims, Ribaults and Mercenary Spearmen, and i was attacked by a near-full size, solid Danish army with crossbows, Dismounted Feudals and more, all led by the faction leader. We had a hill to fight from, but the Ribault crews took a heavy hit. Then we charged down the hill, killed the leader and decimated his army, but lost half of ours in the process. I was then attacked again by a slightly smaller, but still very big army. With my barely-holding together army I fought them off too. Both these battles were fought in the same turn.
Yes, Captcha, it did involve difficulty.
 

Soviet Heavy

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Attacked Bologna while playing as Venice in Medieval 2. I didn't have enough heavy hitters to take the walls, so I starved them out. On the last turn before they surrendered, they sallied out, and lo and behold, the Holy Roman Empire Faction Leader was with them. And they outnumbered me. Pounded them with crossbows as they came out the gates, than pincered their leader with a mailed knight unit and two squads of italian spear militia. Killed him in thirty seconds, and their whole army routed. Massacred nearly two thousand men as they bunched up around the gate trying to get back in. Overall casualties: one hundred twenty two Venetians lost, over two thousand five hundred dead germans.
 

Mrmac23

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I trained a crapton of assassins during the early years of my Scottish Empire, and, utilising saves and reloads like all heck, trained them all up. Suddenly, England was destroyed and all their towns and units became rebels.

Turns out you can destroy a faction by killing all of their family members.
 

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Wanted to sneak up on some clan's last remaining castle-town (I don't remember their name and neither does history). So I went into diplomacy and offered unlimited military access in exchange for 5-turn access to their lands. Them fools were so happy, they even gave away 5000 yen for me to come and kill them all.
 

bro1667

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so in the crusade campaign in the kingdoms game, after have deafeated Saladins army. I decide to run after him. As his general unit was the only one left, i had not saved for at least 30 turns or so. And my autosave was weird at that point. I thought it would be funny if i only sended Richard lionheart after him. I thought it would be all cool, two leaders taking it out one on one. After chasing him in the desert for many turns. i finally engage battle with him, only to see Richard getting killed in action and Saladin getting away. Never played crusades since then.
 

Mrmac23

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bro1667 said:
so in the crusade campaign in the kingdoms game, after have deafeated Saladins army. I decide to run after him. As his general unit was the only one left, i had not saved for at least 30 turns or so. And my autosave was weird at that point. I thought it would be funny if i only sended Richard lionheart after him. I thought it would be all cool, two leaders taking it out one on one. After chasing him in the desert for many turns. i finally engage battle with him, only to see Richard getting killed in action and Saladin getting away. Never played crusades since then.
The two sons of my greatest general (Alexander Canmore) are leading a campaign into Moorish lands at the moment. In the siege of Timbuktu, i decided to have their bodyguard units go 2-on-one with the enemy's one when he was the only unit left. Broccin Canmore decided to get himself killed when there were 3 of them left. I immediately reloaded.
 

bro1667

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heres another one. In shogun 2. I was doing a siege. To all my bad luck a 10+ bow samurai army was nearby, and triggered as reinforcements for the defenders. I felt like i was screwed and i knew i could not break the siege. So i decided to go in there. Hoping that i could take on the reinforcements before they could rally. The bow army did nothing as they came in. so i just took the castle against the defenders without having to worry about the bow units, as they just stood still. AI is still loveble in the total wars series.
 

bro1667

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sadly my saves were weird at those moments. I always now save before i go into a big battle. They are too important to lose.
 

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N:TW (as Prussia)

Had to take Olmutz and Prague from the Austrians to finish the historic campaign, but they had occupied Paris (I held Renne, Caen and Brussels), so I strolled my armies into Austrian lands and BAM, one turn later, the Austrian Empire ceased to exist and I was suddenly at war with everyone on the frickin' map. Holding that together was a task and a half. Saxony changed hands so many times and defending Poland was a pain in the arse. Great fun though.

R:TW (as Greek Cities)

Mid-game decided to (for shits and giggles) to invade Egypt with six hundred Spartans, thirteen hundred (normal) hoplites, some Cretan archers and Greek cavalry. Walked straight into half of Egypt's armed forces when I tried to take Memphis. Spent about five years running around (the transport fleet was buggered by the enemy navy and had to leg it back to Crete for repairs), pillaged up the Israelite/Syrian coast and finally made it back to Pergamum with about one quarter effectives. The Anabasis! R:TW version!
 

bro1667

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anyone always tries to make a blitzkrieg move on the other countries? In E:TW i used that tactic and defeated russias army in 1-2 turns. Same goes with every other land in the total wars series. I have never (mostly) had an war that lasted longer then 10 turns due to major planning. Funny how they never suspect you, when suddenly 6 armies line up at their borders. Yet again total war AI is loveble
 

Jon Shannow

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Rome Total war as the Julii. Sending two fully upgraded First Cohort Units to reinforce a fort in a newly taken Germanic province. On the way there they are ambushed by a full German army and reinforcements of about three units. Lost all 200 or so men but they took more than 1 and a half thousand Germans with them.
 

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Seen the AI do something really thick? Man, that's the only reason I win %99 of the time. xD

I think my best moment was defeating an army over four times my size as Venice (Medieval II) with their awesome militia units. It was a huge battle that took over an hour, involved over 13,000 soldiers total.

EDIT: Wasn't a siege battle BTW, this was a field battle.

BTW, if you don't already have it: get the Stainless Steel 6.4 mod for Medieval II. It makes an otherwise good game into a fantastic game.

(I'd also recommend Roma Surrectum II for R:TW but I haven't played that as much as Medieval II)

EDIT #2: Venice is more popular than I thought. xD

Long live the Serenissima!
 

Soviet Heavy

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A Weary Exile said:
Seen the AI do something really thick? Man, that's the only reason I win %99 of the time. xD

I think my best moment was defeating an army over four times my size as Venice (Medieval II) with their awesome militia units. It was a huge battle that took over an hour, involved over 13,000 soldiers total.

EDIT: Wasn't a siege battle BTW, this was a field battle.

BTW, if you don't already have it: get the Stainless Steel 6.4 mod for Medieval II. It makes an otherwise good game into a fantastic game.

(I'd also recommend Roma Surrectum II for R:TW but I haven't played that as much as Medieval II)

EDIT #2: Venice is more popular than I thought. xD

Long live the Serenissima!
Venice and Scotland are very popular for their incredibly strong early period infantry. Scotland has the cool factor, while Venice has an untouchable capital city and insane militia units.
 

lostlambda

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i crushed the Otoman empire as russia in only five years then took over poland eastern germany and norway and swedin currently fighting my way across india
 

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Conquering the Marathan Confederacy when they were one of two remaining factions (I, the British being the other); they controlled all of India (save Ceylon, Hindustan and Mysore - my holdings), Central Asia, the Caucasus and Southern Russia. I used about 30 full armies and three or four fleets of purely heavy first rates in my offensive; the battles in Volga area where horrific; about 10 of my armies versus 9 of theirs; the casualties were huge. I ended up conquering them in less than 5 years though; my armies in India had been prepared decades in advance and I overran most of the continent whilst it was undefended; once their hordes in Russia were beaten they had little left and without my trade, their underdeveloped internal trade (crippled further by a total naval blockade; go heavy first rates!) choked them to death quite quickly. Their capital was the last province to fall; four full armies were needed to suppress their final army, which was practically all crack troops which they could raise thanks to having the highest buildings available. That was a satisfactory conclusion to the campaign.

That was quite a while ago though; I tried installing Rome recently on my new(ish) PC, but for some reason it won't run; a pity because I really would like to try my pan-Greek campaign again, where I blitz the Macedonians and Thracians and then establish numerous colonies far from Sparta to allow ridiculous trade, all protected by a horrifically powerful navy at see and a relatively small, but brick hard army on land.
 

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It was a brisk spring afternoon when the Prussians attacked my Easternmost City before the repaired from the previous attack were complete. I defend the breach in the wall via Mines from the Skirmishers followed by the defending "peasants" with the final line by the Heavy Infantry. It was my hope that as the enemy would surge towards the breach, my Light Cavalry and Horse Artillery would leave through the back door and then proceed to cackle with glee as the grapeshot turned their army into a fine red paste.

All was going to plan. The enemy surged the gap, the mines weakened their resolve, and the Peasants were dying by the score (the town was getting pissy so I thought a good culling was in order). As the cavalry/artillery force was getting into position, two-thirds of their Heavy Infantry wanted to be polite and decided to say hello. I charged my Light cavalry into their flanks in an attempt to condense their forces... never seen my lovely and experienced ponies die so quickly. As the enemy infantry resumed their charge on my still mobile artillery, I swore I heard the computer snickering at my most certain doom.

As my doom approached the charging mass suddenly stopped some five meters from the muzzles of my Cannons. They reformed and started to take potshots at the defenders on my wall. Thankfully the artillery was more attentive than me, for I was stunned by the situation. My cannons spewed fiery death into the masses and started a neigh total route. My cackling recommenced.

As I was gloating, their general fled strait towards my cannons. My cannons automatically adjusted their aim, and fired... right when the jagoff was in the middle of my artillery line. Their general was obliterated in the crossfire, along with all five of my artillery. At that point, the enemy regained their nerves, and wiped my weakened forces off the face of virtual earth.


My apologies at not knowing the units correct names.