The ultimate weapon in the innevitable war against sentient machines?

[Caligulove]

The best offense is a good defense.

Smash 'em with a sledgehammer now and prevent the whole thing

 

[Composer]

love

 

[Manhattan2112]

Um. Emp anyone?

/thread

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

If we're talking robots, then how about giant magnets?

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

Pointed Stick rules all. Let no man say otherwise; those robots are goin' down.

 

[armaina]

Pulse grenades and a pointed stick.

A POINTED STICK?!

Just remember to whack at the hinges.

 

[myles54321]

confuse them with logic?? or we could just give them a fishy stick.

 

[grimsprice]

Um. Emp anyone?

/thread

Thanks for commenting. I'm gunna go back and change my answer to "chocolate bars". Just so i don't break 10 quotes.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

A bear with a laser beam on it's back.

Like that, except with a...wait a second.

Like that, except with a laser beam on it's back.

 

[Zepren]

Love. "All you need is love" so going by the song, love will destroy robots *thumbs up*. Failing that, cake. Robots love cake. Just ask GLaDOS

 

[LockeDown]

The ultimate weapon against a logical army of sentient machines would be a logical paradox. An EMP would cost mankind all its non-thinking tech, whereas a logical paradox only destroys sentient machinery.

 

[Slayer_2]

I'd detonate a nuke in the lower atmosphere creating an EMP blast that would kill all electronics, YAY MW2! Seriously though, something electronic, preferably an EMP bomb of some kind.

 

[JusticarPhaeton]

What's wrong with guns? If it's a war against machines, low-tech methods are the best. EMP is still half-science fiction tech for us to really deem a practical countermeasure. (what if the uprising takes away our ability to manufacture that sort of technology? And if the robots can form an autonomic state, we've prolly industrialised to the point where electronics are immune to random EMR anyways.)

 

[barbariannox]

visual virus- like a deadly visual memetic trap, but for robots

(thank you scp foundation)

 

[manbearpig91]

We wont need to if Kurtzwiel is right...

 

[Kinguendo]

You might want to go ahead and look up the definition of "inevitable".

I guess if you put "an" rather than "the" before it that would be acceptable, it suggests a hypothetical rather than the certainty that "the" offers.

Also, as has been mentioned before: An Electro-Magnetic Pulse.

EDIT: Or really big magnets... even IF they are made of non-magnetic metals it would still wipe their memory.

And if that fails you can just drop said "really big magnet" on top of them.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Magnets or failing that, we could just stick 4chan on them.

 

[martin's a madman]

What if after your clones have helped you defeat the robots, they too decide that they no longer wish to be controlled? Build more robots? Honestly, The complexity of creating a machine capable of gaining sentience would have to have at least one do it before any mass production is put into effect. A heavily monitored one.

 

[Godavari]

Clearly, an EMP.