... You appear to be sufferring from a schizophrenic meltdown, living in a fictitous world where Khedive Rex has been turned into a moderator. I assure you, as awesome as that world must be, it's important you come back to the real one. You haven't fed your ultradog in thirty two days and you need a shower.Ultrajoe said:It's funny, everyone who knew me as I once was is now either a Mod or banned. So I guess my memories are kinda just stories now.
There were dragons, a tank-motorcycle and a gun with 142 barrels.
Speaking of history and Ultrajoe, I remember stealing the Ultraparty when Ultrajoe banned himself during the first Escapist Election. We had almost no members but I kept the thing alive until a technicality prevented us from competing. It was actually quite fun, I had a good time being the red-headed step child of the election. And of course, I later moved to the Purple Reign which recieved the lowest number of votes. I voted for Galt's party because I'm an unloyal bastard and a fan of steampunk (He was offering me zeppelins, what can I say? I have weaknesses.)
I remember starting a thread that became better known than myself, "I Bet He's Cockney".
I remember playing in and winning the first two Ratings Wars. For my money their some of the best RP's on the site, slow though they are.
I remember writing for a short stint in Mscher's The Queen of Hearts, and talking with Qayin about the next instalment, Prince of Whispers or something. For those who aren't cool, Queen of Hearts is the most in depth and probably the longest RP on the site. The thing is a book. Oh, and Qayin was an RP'er who, while an excellent RP'er, couldn't tolerate the new escapist and doesn't post anymore.
For that matter, I remember when Mscher was announcing she wasn't going to post anymore. Actually, I remember when Ultrajoe was announcing that he intended to leave. I remeber Necro getting band and Mobius getting band and the Iron Ninja quitting because he didn't have any more to say and Werepossum stopping because there weren't enough conservatives on the site.
I remember my first god-mod, In Purplerain's "President mobius has been kidnapped by ninjas" thread.
I remember mobius's failed attempt at a second election.
I remember "FAQ you!"
... Wow, I've been here a long time. I've probably been on the sideline of every famous thread this site has seen. I feel a little like Forrest Gump. Anyway, I've got a huge case of nostalgia now so I'm gonna go take some proz- ... rest. I'm going to go take some rest.