the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ I...don't think I want to.

< Distracted.

V Oh lawd.

 

[username sucks]

^ Please don't.

< I mean really.

v Can you just not?

 

[Barbas]

^ K.

< Wut.

v Why?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Because I can

< *Bullet flies in slow motion*

V Dear Princess Celestia, WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!

 

[Barbas]

^ Relief forces are en route.

< WHERE'S THAT ARTILLERY?!

v Line holding, losses heavy.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Hang in there, soldier!

< Missile strike in 3..2...1

V Must've been my imagination

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Barbas and UltraDeth are having 'Nam flashbacks, again.

< All I remember is ringing.

V Bar Wench! Bring me your foinest brew!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I'll have what he's having, dearie

< Fan-dabby-dosey

V I'm only borrowing your Humvee!

 

[username sucks]

^ I only have a toy Humvee though...

< I just had the strangest dream.

v Go get me some breakfast.

 

[Barbas]

^ I wish I could, but my caterpillar tracks need fixing!

< *Grin*.

v What do you know of the dark gods?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The Prince of Darkness is a gentleman; Modo he's called, and Mahu.

< Reading King Lear.

V Thou whoreson zed! Thou unnecessary letter!

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh, ye think so?

< Yea, verily.

v Get thee gone, wastrel! Sharpish, chop-chop!

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

^ I didn't understand a word you just said

< I need tea

V Have we met before?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Never.

< Oh boy.

V I literally can't even.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ You're too stupid to understand

< Echo, Charlie, Tango, Vimto.

V You Failed X99 continues left. Would you like to reload your last checkpoint?

Would you like to move to Very Easy mode?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Are you calling me a casual!?

< Frrrrrrluitcake? Prlepostorlous!

V I hate fruitcake. And it hates me.

 

[Fijiman]

^ *hides fruitcake cannon behind back*

< Blarg.

V Watch out for that arty fire!

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh, that's fine.

< I thought he said "farty tire".

v Watch out for that larky spire!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *One critical tank blast* Obstacle down!

< Food mouth

V The Passion Within *erotic jazz*

 

[username sucks]

^ I misread that multiple times. I don't know if it's better or worse the way I read it.

< Lost.

v Would you happen to have a map?