the ^ < V game

[username sucks]

^ Seems legit.

< Such class.

v BOOM!

 

[Barbas]

^ ...And the dirt is gone!

< I love you, Toilet Grenade[small](TM)[/small]!

v Better buy the eight-pack!

 

[username sucks]

^ But I only need 10...

< Summer is coming. I hate summer.

v Can you turn down the sun, please?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ No, I want a tan

< I want a new duck

V Care to explain why you changed your name to "Lee Van Queef"?

 

[username sucks]

^ I apologize, I am sir Queef's butler. He is far to rich to see you at the moment.

< I got the same old dreams as a million fools.

v Got any brains to spare? Could you give some?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The brains are mine.

< I don't know where I fit my own, though.

V A cluster or nerves.

 

[username sucks]

^ Of the two options, I choose a cluster. It's a mystery what it's a cluster of.

< 30 minutes left.

v Prepare to get ready to countdown.

 

[Barbas]

^ Seven minutes remaining, by last count.

< Priority warning: I am a fish.

v Got any marbles?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I have a few.

< I meant to have an "of" in that last "V" sentence.

V Capital!

 

[Barbas]

^ Letters!

< Quickly, add more.

v Increase speed, reverse direction!

 

[Kricketz]

^ Whiplash!
< Who said I was afraid?
V Why Me? Why?

 

[Barbas]

^ *Consults list*. Apparently, you were randomly selected.

< *Consults second list*...for a boat!

v *Goes to get keys to room where boat is stored*. I assume you can be trusted to take over.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ As long as the boat is steered by one of those old-fashioned wheels with all the handles.

< Honeycomb.

V Whodunit?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ The butler, of course.

< Unless the evidence says otherwise

V

Spoiler: An accurate depiction of British politics

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I can only imagine what the pound coin was stuck with.

< Hanging limp like a wet dress sock on a summer's day.

V Is there a Seamore Butts in your residence?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ No there aint. English names are not tolerated in Iceland

< I'm in a need of finding work soon.

v Got any suggestions?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Waiter.

< Good things are a-coming.

V Criminal scum!

 

[Barbas]

^ YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE!

< The pain train is coming.

v Stop that Gray Fox!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'll make captain for this!

< My personality it so high, bandits grin from ear to ear as they try to murder me!

V Science's greatest acheivment.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Just short of the Adeptus Mechanicus

< Magic is stupid

V Slap that Engineer