the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Here, take this Guide.

< Beware the Guide.

v The Guide lies.

 

[username sucks]

^ It told me to take a left off of a cliff.

< It seemed sketchy but I did it anyway.

v Could you call 911? I seem to be falling off of a cliff.

 

[Barbas]

^ Will do!

< Hello, is this the emergency services?

v ...Then which country am I speaking to?...Hello?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *snicker* Seamore Butts.

< Trumpets!!

V WATERR!! *tidal wave*

 

[Barbas]

^ That's not water...

< That's vodka!

v AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I used to enjoy vodka and coke...now I can't stand it.

< Same with Kopparberg. Now I only really drink Magners.

V Have you heard of Xiaolin Showdown?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Dude! I loved that show!

< I've not seen or heard much about the newer series though.

V You have a bomb in your stomach.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That would explain a lot.

< Xiaolin Showdown got a newer series?

V It's just me, Gabe Newell.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ A sale is coming

< 700% off?!?

V *Wilhelm scream intensifies*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I got the Wilhelm scream mod for explosions in L4D2.

< Never gets old.

V I am preparing for my EXAMINATION!

 

[Barbas]

^ *Vomit*.

< Sorry 'bout that.

v It's the gazpacho.

 

[username sucks]

^ I'm too lazy to look up what gazpacho is.

< It sounds like some secret police working for a dictator.

v I'm ridin' sixteen hours, with nothin' much to do...

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Well, stop being lazy. *Gazpacho is a Spanish cold soup*

< Got to move these refrigerator, got to move these colour TVs

V *Indiana Jones theme as you make breakfast*

 

[username sucks]

^ *Duel of the Fates as you try to reach the remote without getting up*

< Forgot to wear sunscreen.

v SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!! FACEY FACE FACE! HHHNNNGG!!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Okay, but make sure the thank me, afterwards, no matter how dead you are and how little of a lower jaw you have.

< My EXAMINATION didn't go so bad. I'd say I could've been more prepared, but...

V Was ist los?

 

[Fijiman]

^ I don't know.

< And yes it did. It appeared on one of the Disney channels.

V Blarg.

 

[username sucks]

^ That's what alien pirates say.

< I'm just a number riding solo in the code.

v Through you, I am born!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Something underwhelming had to come from my own suckage.

< Makes sense.

V Stop speaking English.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Non

< Roast potatoes with steak and gravy for maximum health

V Got some good things on sale, stranger!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Whadayya sellin'?

< Le-tron-jay.

V Eat pie to increase your daily intake of "YUMMY".