the ^ < V game

[Groxnax]

^ Sorry but I like my sweets

< Yum, cookies.

v Is digging a hole to China.

 

[Dr.Susse]

^ Dad! I dug a hole.

< It's filling with water.

V Doesn't mind the odd obscure reference.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I shouldn't, seeing as I make them all the time.

< So, uh...

V You get dental?

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

^ I'm not even employed

< Does have braces though

V Has a retainer

 

[UltraDeth]

^ No

< Spotted the suspect sitting at the bar

V And his hair was perfect

 

[Drummodino]

^ Liar! You're trying to brainwash me!

< Slaps on tinfoil hat

V Quick! To the bunker!

 

[Dr.Susse]

^Yes step into the van...I mean bunker....

< Werewolf of London.

V Ah hoooooo!

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl.

< Momma didn't raise no fool.

V Who you finna try?

 

[Drummodino]

^ Sorry I don't speak ghetto

< Getting murdered in Dark Souls

V Do you dance in the moonlight?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I don't play badly lit souls

< Wasted potential

V Suggest your best game idea to me

 

[Fijiman]

^ No.

< Is playing Minecraft... By himself... again.

V Has a spoon up their nose.

 

[Barbas]

^ SHUT UP! Dave! Dave!...Dave? Is there any of that good stuff left?

< Dave?

v What was your name again, Dave?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Dale

< I can teach you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper tube and a stick of dynamite.

V POCKET SAND!

 

[EeveeElectro]

^ POCKET CUPS MOFO!
< FUCK YOU ELITE FOUR
v I LOVE YOU

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *swipe* Nobody else can have it, now!

< In Whoville they say that the Headsprouter's small heart grew three sizes that day.

V Knows the true meaning of Christmas.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Is it stabbing the ones you love over presents?

< God damn it Escapist, just let me post already!

V Who's your favorite weapons manufacturer?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Vladof, as you can see...

< Oh, Borderlands, if only I could keep up with your ridiculous DLC.

V Hurrah!

 

[Drummodino]

^ Huzzah!

< Waiting for his roommate to return for Borderlands co-op

V Bro, do you even lift?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ I lifted myself out of bed this noon morning.

< What is sleep?

V 8675309.

 

[Fijiman]

^ 1010100100101010101101001010100101011110100010101010001010010101001010

< Wishes he had someone to co-op Borderlands with.

V Shouldn't have opened that door.