the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ Close, but no.

< Bored.

V hasn't been the same since the day the waffles came.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Nope.

< *PTSD intensifies*

V B-baka...

 

[Neuromancer]

^ By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth, not you too!

< Surrounded by Tsuns.

v I'll give you 2 George Clooney action figures for every tsundere head you bring me.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ No, Senpai!

< Sexbuster!

v You got what I need, but you say he's just a friend

 

[Drummodino]

^ Yes, we play video games together.

< Not forum gaming much recently :/

V Sing me a lullaby.

 

[Barbas]

^ They make spam.

< And spam is good...but bots are bad.

v K?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ SPAM SPAM SPAM LOVELY SPAM! LOVELY SPAM!

< SPAM SPAM SPAM...

v LOVELY SPAM! WONDEFUL SPAM!

 

[Barbas]

^ SPAM, SPAM, SPAM.

< I suppose I'll have the egg, sausage and spam.

v Or should I have the spam, egg, sausage and spam?

 

[Fijiman]

^ No!

< The spam ends here.

V The next person to mention spam gets five giant spoons shoved up their belly button.

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh, you could try to put a spoon there, but your attempts at spooning would be disastrously unsuccessful.

< Spoon-proof.

v Spoonity-spooon, wonderful spooooon...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Tommy Wiseau?

< Darkrai. Nothing gives me greater satisfaction than to see it fall.

V GET OFF MY STAGE!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ What about them?

< Really, what exactly is this conversation about?

v You are spearworthy!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Wooooo.

< *emanates mediocrity*

V Is affected by the emanations.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Fine whatever I don't care FINE!

< Will never not be unfunny.

V Has had their reality break down and now lives in this reality.

 

[Drummodino]

^ Fine by me as long as there's a bathroom.

< *Runs around new realm*

V Join me! There might be cake!

 

[Fijiman]

^ But the bigger question is will there be brownies?

< Isn't the killer.

V Is forced to live in a world where all the floors are covered in loose LEGO blocks and all forms of protective footwear are banned.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I live in no such world.

< But by God, we shall rebuild!

v Brick by brick...

 

[UltraDeth]

^ We shall build a glorious 2-story pub by the moors!

< And it will be glorious!

V Slow-motion dive

 

[Drummodino]

^ I don't speak your lingo, brodingo.

< Hungry.

V Feed me!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ You will starve.

< You will beg for food.

v You will die.