the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ *headsprouter noise*

< Sick of the psupisuus.

V Carrot.

 

[Barbas]

^ Here, take this onion as a precaution.

< I'm helping.

v What have you done lately?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Worked retail.

< Waiting for a time I can go to bed without waking up at 4 in the morning unable to go to sleep again.

V Silly goose.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *honk honk*

< A pet duck will eventually make a good friend

V Cockney charm will have you under their thumb

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< Blarg.

V Smells like an overused and underflushed toilet.

 

[Barbas]

^ Exactly, I- Hey, screw you!

< All I've had today is, like, six gummy bears and some scotch.

v Well, yooooooouuu have a gambling problem!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Of course not! I just rig the machines

< All the people, so many people

V Et tu Galileo

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ MAGNIFICOOOOOOOOOOOO!

< I can't play Resident Evil 6 with anybody because none of my friends bought it, but at least I think better of them for not buying it.

V Whose line is it anyways?

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

^ Ryan and Colin's.

< I wouldn't mind playing RE6 but haven't purchased it yet.

V You have a heart of gold. Don't let them take that away from you.

 

[viscomica]

^ I won't, thanks for the kind words Thanks Stockpile Thomas!

< I'm very pandastic. Also, I like playing couch co-op games and zombies

V Drank a pint of beer, my grief and tears to smother then off to reap the corn...

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

^ What do you do with a drunken sailor?

< What do you do with a drunken sailor?

V What do you do with a drunken sailor?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Have him admit that he has a problem, sadly that is only a step he can take.

< Or you know just....throw him overboard.

V Is.

 

[Fijiman]

^ It?

< Potato.

V Your face is now full of bullet ants.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I am the SWARMLORD!!!

< Will see that lego movie everyone's bejabberin' aboot on saturday.

V A hero!

 

[Barbas]

^ I claim a warrior's heart.

< Has a voice wielding power.

v Believe.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^
< Is mildly amused.

V Took a dookie in the urinal.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I remember seeing a dookie in the urinal in my old primary school...

< Kids.

V Have you heard any word from the other provinces?

 

[Barbas]

^ They say syndicates of wizards haaaave...led a boycott ofImperialgoods, in the land of the Altmer.

< The Altmer have powerful wizards.

v It could be a dangerous situation.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *SNORT*

< See you.

V Well met!

 

[Drummodino]

^ Greetings Sire!

< Must travel home... Again

V What should I listen to during the drive?